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Shaking Sour Gummy Worms

panicked fruit.

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reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

#this is a nice sentiment but #i want my blog to smell like pickle juice

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Bro we are stuck here for ever why don’t we just take care of each other like we’re supposed to

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gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

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Hawkeye is so talented

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blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

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No YOU live in a society, I’VE got spurs that jingle jangle jingle

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Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

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The main characters in the last show or movie you watched now have to deep-clean your house for you. How does that go?

#mine is mash so there'd be some shenanigans but #prev #oh my god i can see it in my head #They all task mac with bringing cleaning supplies #he doesnt #but he says he remembers that ammonia cleans things and ammonia is in piss #and before any of the Gang can correct that statement charlie pisses on the floor #dee is the only one who broight cleaning supplies and its like a bottle of bleach and two sponges #so dee pours bleach over it and makes mustard gas in your appartment. #they dont alert anyone and your upstairs neighbor dies

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divorce as angst: boring, depressing, overdone, I've had enough of that in my own life thanks

divorce but the characters are still friendly: good! healthy! more of this please!

divorce as comedy: unparalleled, hysterical, I want characters to divorce each other repeatedly for no reason

#sam and max

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Like to charge RB to cast

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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

#What if superpowers are real but theyre just super niche #this reminds me of thatpost thats like and i think this is it #you are clairvoyant but only when ONE MAN makes ONE SPECIFIC DISH #and it also fucks your shut up when it happens.

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Why isn’t there any columbo fan fiction. It’s the perfect set up for crossovers.

Hannibal v columbo

Patric Bateman v columbo

Batman x columbo

The possibilities are endless

“Now mr Wayne you look pretty tired. You must have really been up late. Not out dressed as a bat are ya.” Columbo chuckles and takes a drag from his cigar

Bruce sweats a little at the directness of it. “No of course not just out living it up with a lady, it’s absurd to even suggest columbo now i have some very important business to get to.”

“Yea, I guess your right. My wife always reads about you in the tabloids. But isn’t odd that there’s always speculation about you but never a credible girl to come forward with a tale.” Columbo give that little wave thing he does and turns to walk away. “But one more thing...”

I can’t right for shit but the ideas are endless

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if you have a “weird” gender, you are quite literally the definition and example of what trans is, not a bad example, or an outlier. you are the very heart and soul of the experience of transness. keep it up

#prev!!

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gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it'd probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway

#hawkeye pierce #hancock fo4 #hancock