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before there were phones people read the bible while driving

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?

im at work

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Our inquiry for the pronouns of the most humble man alive was refused, "I haven't done anything that makes me worth talking about in third person"

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(guy who’s about to invent the calculator voice) oh I just KNOW this is gonna do numbers

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[audible sound of teeth grinding] "I will be compassionate and patient in all things."

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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans

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open window save me. save me open window

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dirty work by steely Dan give it a listen if you can. Sound of the summer

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So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but

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The computer screen hates me, and wants me to suffer. But if I spend a few more hours a day looking at it I can probably change its mind

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Deadbeat older sister

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her armpits would NOT be clean shaven

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beauty tips from a 12,000 year old sycamore tree

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This blog is a view into what life is like when you are not chosen by god

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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this is the funniest online overreaction ive seen and nothing will ever beat it