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rhiorhino · 9 days
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microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it
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rhiorhino · 9 days
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Some days I want my boobs to fuck off into the void, and some days I lean into feeling like a keke animation like, oh we're feeling the Anime Titty Vibe today huh
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rhiorhino · 10 days
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Spa day
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rhiorhino · 10 days
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no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you
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rhiorhino · 10 days
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Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel
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rhiorhino · 11 days
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Happy tiny plants day
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rhiorhino · 12 days
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trout reznor (trent reznor if he was a fish): my whole existence is cod
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rhiorhino · 12 days
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Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"
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rhiorhino · 12 days
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now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)
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rhiorhino · 19 days
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in a medieval groupchat nobody would make fun of your typo they would just assume that its a new spelling youre going with and roll with it
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rhiorhino · 19 days
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the "spring forward" part of daylight savings
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rhiorhino · 1 month
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rhiorhino · 1 month
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Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona
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rhiorhino · 1 month
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I must not be jealous. Jealousy is the mind-killer. Jealousy is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my jealousy. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the jealousy has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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rhiorhino · 2 months
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*tired fanfare* I doodled!
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I was kind of mindlessly sketching in Mako's hair when I was like "she needs a backpack," and then I started on this train of "what might she have in her backpack" and only stopped because I got derailed looking up baseball gloves in Japan in the 90s*.
The second one is a tiny floral moon thing that was supposed to just be for shits & giggles but I actually quite like how it looks :>
The sideways text is in the "alt text" if it's hard to read :)
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rhiorhino · 2 months
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Self care something something something (haircut)
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