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sirius: hmmm what should i eat for dinner?

remus: *coughs* me

#marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #wolfstar #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #harry potter #lily evans #jily

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james: *talking non-stop about lily*

sirius: okay i understand you’re in love with her, but does my eyeliner look okay??

james: I’M NOT- ugh it looks like how remus likes it *wiggles eyebrows*

sirius: WAIT WHAT HOW DO YOU KNOW

#marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #harry potter #lily evans #jily

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*in each other’s arms*

remus: come on pads, time to go home

sirius: but i’m already home 🥺

james: *makes retching noises in the background*

#marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #harry potter #lily evans #jily

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sirius: *walking into the kitchen* oh hey rem! what’re you doing here?

remus: i mean… this is my house

remus: wait wtf why are you here?!

#marauders #remus lupin #james potter #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #harry potter #lily evans #jily

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happy biday to the bicon that is the bi who lived. mwah <3

#harry potter #harry james potter #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #lily evans #jily

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waiter: can i take your order?

sirius: please can i have a whisky on the rocks

james: pads wtf it’s breakfast

sirius: and a crumpet please

#marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #harry potter #lily evans #jily

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james, introducing remus and sirius: and this is remus

sirius: *is silent (and sweating)*

james: …say hi sirius

sirius: hi sirius

sirius: ffs

#source: drarrycandy #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #james potter #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #harry potter #lily evans #jily

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james: pads, can you keep a secret?

sirius: well, i’m good until i meet the next person

#source: the nanny #marauders #remus lupin #james potter #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #harry potter #lily evans #jily

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sirius: sometimes i’ll start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going. i just hope i find it along the way

#source: the office #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #james potter #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #harry potter #lily evans #jily

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snape: you think you’re smarter than everyone else

remus: i don’t think i’m smarter than everyone else. i know i am

#source: sanders sides #marauders #remus lupin #james potter #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #harry potter #lily evans #jily #snivellus #professor snape #severus snape

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sirius *brandishing his wand*: surprise mother fucker

Snape: [to Dumbledore] I've decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

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ron: hermione, can you pleaseeee just stop correcting me??

hermione: well stop being fucking wrong all the time then

#harry potter #hermione granger #ron weasley #golden trio #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #wolfstar #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #lily evans #jily

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what i find funny about fred and george is that they probably noticed ron was always in bed with a guy called peter and didn’t even bat an eyelid

but boy oh boy do i think that they brought it up at ron & hermione’s wedding

#ron weasley #weasley twins #george weasley #fred weasley #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #harry potter #lily evans #jily

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*harry, ron and hermione hiding from voldemort*

voldy: MARCO

ron *excitedly*: POLO!

hermione: this kid is a fucking joke

#harry potter #ron weasley #hermione granger #golden trio #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #lily evans #jily #voldy #moldy voldy #voldemort

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ugh i hate twitter

*opens it*

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lily: *on a date with james* i thought you said you were interesting, potter

james: nope, i said i was into resting

james: *lies down on her lap*

#marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders textpost #james potter #peter pettigrew #harry potter #lily evans #jily

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ron: you can’t spell dumbledore without dumb

harry: i- very true.

#harry potter post #harry potter #ron weasley #albus dumbledore #albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders textpost #peter pettigrew #lily evans #jily