it used to be 2007 you know
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Thinking about them (the lone gunmen)
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a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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*trying to socialize* so do you guys want to hear how i'd kill you
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had a fucking experience just now
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