𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕝𝕦𝕥.
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well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest
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*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*
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yes, there are that many really disabled people on the internet actually
When I was less sick I used to think, "It seems like such a large portion of people on the internet are disabled, it can't possibly be that large of a percentage of the population" and then let my ableism demons tell me it was because they were faking (the same ones that told me I was faking, until I made myself really ill.)
But now that I'm sicker and wiser I realize I was logically just wrong because
The internet is disabled people's lifeline. There are more disabled people on the internet because OF COURSE. People who aren't disabled can be less chronically online because they don't have to be. This is textbook selection bias!
But actually also I was almost right, because there are way more disabled people in society than you would think! They're just systematically hidden and excluded from public spaces for abled peoples' convenience! 🙃
Anyway maybe this will help you understand and/or explain to abled friends and family.
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“vampires versus werewolves” well they’re kissing with tongue. I don’t know what else to tell you
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someone just called the science museum to complain that this eclipse wasn’t as good as the one in 1979.
he wasn’t even a visitor, he was just mad about the eclipse not being visible without special glasses and wanted to complain to me about the eclipse “not being dark enough” for ten solid minutes
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some mcu peter and mj
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Me: Oh yeah this fic will be 1k, maybe 2k words
Me *5k words in with no end in sight*:
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god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything
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I'm always like omg look at the sky, the moon & the stars
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