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regblck · 1 year
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in first year every time sirius mentioned his brother he referred to him as reg so james assumed his name was gregory bc who would think of regulus. then on the train at the start of second year his best mate’s little brother introduced himself as regulus and james asked where gregory is. needless to say, he was confused when gregory looked baffled and his best friend was on the floor crying with laughter 
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regblck · 1 year
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remus lupin needs glasses but he’s too much of a stubborn fuck to get any so he spends all his classes squinting at the boards and sirius finds it absolutely adorable
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regblck · 1 year
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james: isn’t it weird how we have to pay to see other people?
remus: do you mean prostitution, movies, or concerts?
james: glasses
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regblck · 2 years
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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.
Please.
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regblck · 2 years
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regulus: fuck the patriarchy i’m taking your last name
james: YEAH!
james:
james: what
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regblck · 2 years
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as a muslim and a human i am begging you to reblog, like, and spread every single piece of media you see about this subject. iranian women are suffering. iranian women are dying. iranian women cannot speak up anymore because they’ve lost internet and they’re being tortured and brutally killed behind closed doors and not enough people are talking about it. please, please stop ignoring their voices, stop being ignorant to the concealed suffering that’s going on.
did you know iranian women are being brutally murdered in the streets for not wearing hijabs? did you know mark zuckerburg is helping the iranian government to stop the iranian people’s access to facebook/instagram? and the internet is being shut down so no one hears about it? do you know who mahsa amini is?
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regblck · 3 years
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sirius: james
james: yeah
sirius: can i share something with you man to man?
james: sure pads
sirius: you have to promise me you will not laugh
james: youre not talking to moons here, youre talking to prongs
sirius: james i think im getting my period
james: *struggles to hold in laughter* ok
sirius: this is a real thing, okay? i looked it up on the internet its called sympathy pms. apparently its an affliction that men suffer from all the time
james: *still struggling* right on
sirius: i dont know how it happened but somehow, i got on lily’s cycle of menstruation and i got that menstruation inside of me
james: sirius
james: men cant get their periods. where would they put the tampon??
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regblck · 3 years
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saying ‘i love you’ is boring. saying ‘id wear a bunch of chunky rings on all my fingers so you could play with them and wear them and potentially steal them’ hits home.
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regblck · 3 years
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james: *sees stuffed animal with fur covering its eyes*
james: *gently fixes it*
james: there you go, now you can see
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regblck · 3 years
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when remus decided he didnt care whether or not lily knew he was a werewolf, he started telling her he couldnt go on prefect rounds around the full moon because he’d be sick, she would think he and the rest of the marauders were like planning a sacrifice ritual or something
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regblck · 3 years
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i leave for 2 minutes and suddenly prince philip is dead??????
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regblck · 3 years
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the moon shows when the sun does, the moon shows when the stars do; the sun and stars are never seen together
hey lol atyd nation I just realised that grant is constantly described as sunny because they're literally sun/moon/star anyways
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regblck · 3 years
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slytherin: not to be dramatic or anything
slytherin: but i'd literally die for puff
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regblck · 3 years
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in azkaban, sirius kept track of the days by the full moon because he had memorized every full moon for the next 50 years, until it slowly became 40, and he realized that he'd spent more time alone than with his best friends
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regblck · 3 years
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do you ever just have an existential crisis while staring at the abyss
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regblck · 3 years
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i just realized they made a mistake in the movies:
in cos harry and ron's voices stayed the same when they took the polyjuice potion, but in gof when barty jr used it his voice did change..... now in the books voices change anyway but yeah thats all thank you and goodbye
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regblck · 3 years
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what if crookshanks had a crush on minnie
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