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😭😍😍 OMGGGGG sorry I’m late!!!! I’m so so happy I got you hooked hehe yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay oh you just wait it’s gonna become more BL than many of chinese BLs like you won’t believe it <3
it’s such a delight to revisit book 1 with you too, thank you for this. I mean when I reread I never start from the beginning, I always dive right into my fav parts, so thanks for reminding me about the baby doofuses, I’ll never not laugh at how Wu Xie was so thirsty from the very beginning lol
no one will ever change my mind after reading the books that reboot cast is the most perfect cast, I still cry, cause I don’t think I’ve ever went “yeah thats 100% them” with any adaptations T_T the vibe is so crazy close that I’m to this day is shooked haha
After watching @/redxblueihateloveyou 's Pingxie videos an abnormal amount of times i had no choice but to jump into a new fandom, so i read The Grave Robbers' Chronicles vol 1 yesterday and boy i was not expecting much considering this is just the first book and it wasn't even written as a BL but the Pingxie crumbs left me pleasantly surprised. Like if i was just reading it randomly there's still enough shipping material to go 👀 at and it just made me love reboot's version of Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling even more because looking at them you can actually trace it back to the people they were in vol 1.
Anyway enough here's the super short review nobody asked for:
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Oh hello Wu Xie's mysterious Third Uncle. So far i've only watched the first few episodes of RSOP and this guy was mentioned A LOT. Nice to meet you.
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*screaming crying throwing up* XIAOGEEEE!!!!! 😭💕 HE'S HERE!!!!! And so soon! For some reason i thought i would have to wait a long time for his first appearance BUT HE'S HERE ~ ~( ̄▽ ̄~)~
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Hahaha this "obnoxious jerk" is going to be the center of your world in a few years you poor thing *pat pat*
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Did i just... witness... the beginning of Wu Xie's famous "Xiaoge fingers kink"?!!!! OH MY GOD?!!! WU XIE YOU SLUT IT'S BEEN LIKE TWENTY SOMETHING PAGES CONTROL YOURSELF!!!
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Ohhhh nice to finally know where the "ping" in "pingxie" came from lmao. I knowww a stupid thing to be confused at but still.
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First of all ewww i hate those things and second XIAOGE TO THE RESCUE!!!!!! YOU'RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE!!! *sob*
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AM I DREAMING OR DID WU XIE JUST CARRY XIAOGE?!!!!! 😭 🥰 💕❤💕❤
Hehehe the way Wu Xie's "straightness" is being stablished is so funny. It just starts and ends with "beautiful women" or "eww at least i accidentally kissed a female corpse not a male one i would've died of disgust" and no more. There was a waitress and all he did was get information out of her, no flirting. Yes sir you're very straight, i believe you. Who was that person thinking what Xiaoge's fingers can do. Not you. It was someone else.
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...Or not. It was definitely you. I'm being fed so well.
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Oh we're associating Xiaoge with safety already ~
[I’d come across so many horrible things recently that I felt as though someone was playing a stupid prank on me. If anything I was pissed off and wanted to bite that disgusting little hand as hard as I could, but somehow logic and reasoning kept me from doing that.] Wu Xie's reaction to finding a GREEN HAND on his shoulder is killing me lmao. Feral little shit <3
[We’re all safe, but what about Poker-face? Uncle Three knew what was on my mind and assured me, "Menyouping can take care of himself—don’t you worry." I nodded, realizing I was the last man on earth to worry about Poker-face.] NO EXCUSE ME THE WAY UNCLE THREE JUST KNEW WU XIE WAS WORRIED ABOUT XIAOGE????? AND WU XIE BEING THE ONLY ONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD WORRYING ABOUT HIM AT ALL WHILE KNOWING WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF?????? THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER HERE I CAN'T 😭😭 WHAT. THE. FUCK. Whichever book reader said their behavior in reboot is OOC come here i just want to talk to you because THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW EACH OTHER YET AND WU XIE IS ALREADY LIKE THIS ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND?!!!!!
[We jumped back and saw Poker-face standing near the steps of the platform. His body was soaked with blood and his clothing was torn almost to ribbons. Plainly visible was a tattoo that his clothes had previously concealed—an image of a green unicorn, the legendary qilin, so large that it looked as though it covered the entire back of his body. His left hand was still poised in a knife-throwing position and the other held a strange object. When we looked closely, we all gasped—it was the severed head of a blood zombie.] Nothing to see here just Xiaoge making an epic entrance and being hot and boss af as usual.
[He took a look at the coffin, and said very quietly, "Get out of the way." The veins on Fats’s forehead were about to explode and I really couldn’t blame him for being enraged. He jumped up and screamed, "What the fuck did you just do that for?" Poker-face turned his head and stared at him coldly, "To kill you."] I'd get out of the way if i were you, Xiaoge has not been domesticized yet, he gives zero fucks, he might actually kill you.
[Suddenly his eyes gleamed with hatred and before anyone realized what he was doing, his hand was already on the corpse’s neck in a stranglehold. A shriek came from the corpse’s throat, and his body began to shake violently. Coldly Poker-face looked the dead man in the eye, saying, "You’ve lived long enough. Now die—hell has been waiting for you to arrive." Stunned and speechless, we all stared at Poker-face as he tossed the corpse aside as if it was just worthless garbage. I grabbed his arm, shouting, "Who the hell are you and why do you hate this corpse?" He looked at me for a few seconds before saying, "What the fuck is it to you?"] As i said, zero fucks. Let him strangle as many corpses as he wants, who cares, that was hot af.
[So he killed all the members of his entourage and everyone in their families—even a baby who was less than a month old. As I read this, I felt sick—how could anyone be so vicious and merciless?] Ugh, what a piece of trash.
[The tide of corpse-eaters retreated in a flash as the gasoline formed a wall of fire. We heard them wailing in agony as they burned alive, and it sounded wonderful.] Hell yes it does. DIE YOU LITTLE FUCKERS!!!!
And that's it. This wasn't actually that bad, i might read the others if i manage to get my hands on them.
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“I know I’m in love with him, but I don’t want to admit it. I’m scared to love him, bc I know what losing your loved one does to a person.” - Rin Win 😂
Ever since 2020 I’ve been saying they’d be a perfect cast for Rinharu lmao
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First it was: how to eat kimchi after watching “Beyond Evil”
Now it’s: how to eat mushrooms after watching “To Sir With Love”
Not that I’d ever regret watching these gay masterpieces, but what about my dinners lmao 🌚
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I will ask again... WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SCENE WHERE HE FINDS OUT THAT HIS HUSBAND WAS HIS FIRST KISS? WHERE IS IT???!!! 😭😭😭
COULDN’T THEY ADD LIKE WITH WANGXIAN A PART WHERE HE FINDS OUT? I’D LIKE TO SEE TIAN’S FACE!!! Is it in the book at least? IS IT?
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All DMBJ fans at that went “Tian, baby why the fuck are you crying, being gay like Zhang is great. Gays fucked up Mystic Nine, gays can fuck up Five Dragons too” 😂
I’m not rewatching this masterpiece for the 3rd time, absolutely not.
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still can’t believe my loves are in an ao3 fanfiction with one of the best bl directors. merry christmas to me.
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I’m weak just from this, how am I gonna watch the whole thing 😭
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I just wanted to tell you I love your UN videos very very much! They are fantastic and a great inspiration 🥰💕😍
I'm trying to edit videos too, but I only have a version of the show with ugly hardsubs 😭 Would you perhaps be willing to share where you got the raws? 🥰🥺👉👈
awww thank you so much! It means a lot <3
oh god I wish I had it too, but I've asked around everywhere already and no one has it sadly lol
I crop each frame, it's hella annoying but its just the only way really, bc I don't wanna leave it in. if you look at my vids its all zoomed in, I don't have raws without chinese hardsubs either :(
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I can't find Joong dancing to BTBT, can you link me?
there's also their rehearsal with pond and street version, but I thought I'd give you this one cause here he's the main focus hehe
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I just recently started watching cdramas. I’m from the US so some apps/sites don’t allow me to watch or use and i’m not getting a VPN. What are some sites/apps I should use to watch them? I’m watching Guardian and The Lost Tomb Reboot😁
OHO Zhu Yilong marathon then? yeees xD
mmm Idk actually how it works in your country, but I watch most things on iQIYI w/o anything (like I've watched Ultimate Note, Reboot, Ming Dynasty and many other cdramas there). Guardian if I remember correctly was taken down from YT recently, but Reboot is all on YT with eng subs (here is the s1 playlist).
but you can always watch literally everything for free on dramacool and kissasian and sites like that, all of the dramas are there :) Here is your link to Guardian for example <3
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haaaiii im sorry for disturbing you but i just want to ask something, is "looking for the dead in the sea of light" is just 83 chapter? its just side story? im just really, i think thats a bit .. thankyou and sorry for troubling you <3
Sorrry, I've be so out of tumblr, my two new idiots keep me too fucking busy, I cry <3
The continuation as part 2 of this is "Ten Thousand Mountains" here :) You never trouble me, sorry I sometimes take a break from here, YT keeps me busy, LY <3
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I wanted to make a bad joke about Wu Xie’s gayness killing ppl haha. 
But I to this day am pissed about the fact that Zi Suan was like “she was in love with you, so that means you had to take responsibility for that” like tf dude, that’s not how it works. 
I mean, so it’s true that if for example Wu Xie was sitting there, that snake would’ve been killed before the jump even by Qiling (lmao), but like whether you choose to protect/look after someone 24/7 is your personal wish, not an obligation. Everyone went on these expeditons bc they decided to go themselves. Who we have eyes on night and day is none of your business, we aren’t obligated to swim with every crew member, dgaf if they’re in love with us or not. And we’re in love with someone else, who also needs to be looked out for, so? gtfo lol
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I honestly don’t remember the last time someone had so much fun at these events and I still haven’t recovered from the 100 baht since 3 days ago I laughed so hard 😂
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😭😭😭 I thought I’ve seen that somewhere before.. and then again... and now again. I’m doomed for life lmao.
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hey, pretty! who's the artist of the pingxie fanart on the thumbnail of your "is wu xie gay" video? I want that damn pic
hey <3
@尘心kylin_不要快转微博 的个人主页 :)
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"they are not together they just always want to be together and he yells his name at night" tanyaaaaa, only you can answer like that I can't with you lmao
this was not what I've said, this WAS NOT what I've said!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂 I will not send ppl to delululand for 5 years lol
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whatever the hell it was on gifs 3&4 esp I still can’t tell lmfao
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