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copper my beloved

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Now that he's working for Dropout BDG should fusion dance with Brennan to form Brian Brennan David Lee Mulligiliganibert.

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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should have been ::::) cuz they're a spider lol

Gonna start using this day to day to lightly imply I may actually be a spider ::::)

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I do this. This is Final Pam. You remember how your backyard barbecue go, the Smiths. Pretty good it doesn’t seem. Haha, I tell little joke.

NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM!

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MOUSE YAOI REAL

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i am aware of the problems. however. i would rather be comfy in my bed. good night.

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i think it's so so so great that beating someone up can actually injure and scar you. like from a symbolic perspective. every act of violence leaves a mark on you, chipping away at you with each blow until you're nothing but hard muscle and sharp edges. the hurt you visit on others shapes you in its image.

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I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

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funniest crime would be breaking into a car on a hot day so you can die in it

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.