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Delusion.

            I’ll steal ‘til you’re 𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕕                                and 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 from inside your mind.

#self promo

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Hi hey hello! I’ve got an announcement! I’ve started a Patreon! There, you’ll have access to my WIPs, speedpaints, and drabbles you won’t find anywhere else! I hope you’ll consider pledging!

#self promo

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“Friendly reminder that everyone should give me all of their weapons tomorrow or I’ll rob you to buy my own.”

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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!

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#boop be doop #//my commissions are open!

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Hey sluts, I made a ko-fi

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Uh so I made a character bingo if anyone wants to try it (:

#//👀 #ask meme

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“Good morning…” Seems like someone didn’t get much sleep last night…

#//tfw you get the worst migraine in the world and you wake up several times in the night because of it ❤️ #//fuck migraines all my homies hate migraines #//this can be angst or lighthearted; either would fit lol #ic #open starter

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@sunguns started following you!

“No, I’m not lying! The Ever After is real and that’s where we went! It had the Herbalist, the Curious Cat, it even had the Rusted Knight! Honestly, I think I would’ve enjoyed it a lot more if I fell at a different time. It was like a dream.”

#ic #sunguns #//hello!!

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Flight 

1.  the action or process of flying through the air. 2.  the action of fleeing or attempting to escape. 3.  a selection of several small portions of food or drink, especially alcohol

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Late Night Wanderings Sentence Starters

“What are you doing out this late?”

“This part of town isn’t a good place to be at this time of night.”

“Now what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this?” 

“You do realize what time it is, right?” 

“Where are you going at this hour?” 

“The sun isn’t rising anytime soon, you know.” 

“Do you know where I am?” 

“The city looks different at night.” 

“This street is very dark…” 

“Why don’t you come stand in the light?” 

“Are you lost?” 

“I got turned around in the dark…” 

“This isn’t the time to go wandering around.”

“Only fools and trouble come out to these parts at this hour.” 

“Looking for trouble, are we?” 

“A little late to be shopping.” 

“Just coming back from the bar?” 

“Think any of the pubs are still going to be open?” 

“Trouble lurks around every shadowed corner.” 

“Woah! I didn’t see you there!”

“Where did you come from?” 

“What are you doing here?” 

“A bold move to show your face here in the shadows of night.” 

“Go home.” 

“It isn’t safe here at this time of night.” 

“You’re being watched.” 

“What are you doing still up?” 

“Looking for something?” 

“I like walking when the streets are empty.”

“It’s dangerous to walk at night alone.” 

“I know where I’m going.” 

“The trees are kind of spooky…”

“Did you hear that howl?” 

“Was…was that an owl…?” 

“This path is scary at night…” 

“The woods is no place a __ after dusk.” 

“Oh you poor soul, wandering lost in the forest under the new moon…” 

“You can’t see the stars from here…” 

“This is the witching hour.” 

“Dark beasts lurk here. Be cautious.” 

“Stay on the road!” 

“Talking a midnight stroll along the beach?” 

“The ocean is so mysterious at night…” 

“What brings you to the pier at this hour?” 

“What dangers lurk in these dark waters, I wonder.” 

“You’re going to get yourself lost one of these days.” 

🌙+ your own

#ask meme

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“Wait, there are people blaming the writers?”

Are you surprised? Fandoms have become notorious anti-writer spaces. Studios love you guys. They can cut the budgets, cut the number of writers, cut the wages of the writers, and you guys always blame the writers. “The writers ruined the show!” It’s never “the studios ruined the show.”

I hate to break it to you: more than half the shows you complain were “ruined by the writers”, were ruined by the studios. Studios cut the scenes and arcs you were excited for. Studios cut the budget of the show, or even raise the budget of the show and force a “bigger, louder, bolder” tone on shows that were unexpected hits (this is where we get “the Netflix look” on every show post-Stranger Things and Queen’s Gambit).

You guys do not do your research. Half your fanfics are tagged with bad faith digs at the writers, when a few searches would reveal how strapped that show was and how poorly the writers were treated. Writers are being given a single week to write each episode—I’m not kidding, one-week-per-episode is one of the reasons for the strike. How are good arcs and scenes supposed to happen under that time limit, with a max of only four writers?

Tumblr, the self-proclaimed “pro-union, pro-worker, pro-artist” site is also a major fandom site. You guys rarely practice good faith consumer etiquette for television and film writers, because your fandom salt always turns you against writers. And studios love you for it.

Yeah, individual writers do create bad writing from time to time. But so do painters, chefs, and musicians. Directors and actors sometimes refuse to film certain scenes or follow a show’s projected style and arc, and the writers always get the crap for a bad performance or a poorly directed episode. This isn’t to blame actors or directors; it’s to point out that you guys have one villain, and it’s always the writers. You guys never give writers the same grace you give animators, designers, directors, actors, composers, and editors.

Studios love you every time you say “the writers ruined the show.” Every single popular fandom is guilty of this. View any of the “why did the writers cut this scene, they hate my characters” talk when leaked scenes hit the internet. Writers barely get paid for what they do write. You think they’re writing scenes and then happily throwing them in the shredder? You guys just eat the talk that studios put out. Always have.

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bob’s burgers sentence starters ( season 2 edition )

❛  this is why i'm only friends with women.  ❜

❛  [NAME], honey, it's pretty obvious they're not into you. and i'm usually not that good at picking up vibes.  ❜

❛  ironic detachment is great. nothing means anything!  ❜

❛  what, do you work for the phone company now? [NAME]'s phone company?  ❜

❛  what, are you going to beat me up?  ❜

❛  we're about to die, [NAME]! do you really want your last words to be sarcastic?  ❜

❛  if i'm gonna die, i'm gonna play Aqua Boogie one last time!  ❜

❛  put it on a t-shirt, [NAME], i don't want to hear it.  ❜

❛  maybe the journey was the treasure.  ❜

❛  what does 'past due' even mean, you know?  ❜

❛  it's brilliant! there's no such thing as time.  ❜

❛  come back safe, [NAME]. don't leave me with these frigging people.  ❜

❛  it looks like a huge, misshapen penis.  ❜

❛  i am so glad you joined the group, [NAME].  ❜

❛  if you make it out of there, i will do anything. anything you want. except that one thing.  ❜

❛  everything's on the table, including on the table.  ❜

❛  oh, don't tsk me.  ❜

❛  you'll eat anything.  ❜

❛  don't you make noises at me, you judge-a-roo.  ❜

❛  so, let's talk synchronized swimming.  ❜

❛  what do you expect? you coddle them too much.  ❜

❛  i'm not gonna coddle them this time. i'm gonna get real tough.  ❜

❛  it's chocolate. it tastes like chocolate tastes.  ❜

❛  you're my best friend.  ❜

❛  it's nice to have you back.  ❜

❛  i accept your apology and i will help you. i will help you by not helping you.  ❜

❛  what just happened here? why is everyone smiling and not helping?  ❜

❛  we can fake our way through this.  ❜

❛  we're at a swimming pool. this is the safest place to be during a fire.  ❜

❛  false alarm. everything is fine.  ❜

❛  oh! now i'm hungry for chilli!  ❜

❛  call me next time you find something that you think you're good at. ❜

❛  it's not called a peeing race. it's called a pissing contest.  ❜

❛  was it obvious i don't care?  ❜

❛  look at me, it's an intervention. you have a problem.  ❜

❛  i'm not leaving any stone unturned. they're all gonna be turned! all the stones!  ❜

❛  oh, i love secrets! tell me!  ❜

❛  i've got a better idea. you know what's free? Loading.  ❜

❛  do you mind? you're kinda crowding me.  ❜

❛  video games and drugs, those two things don't mix.  ❜

❛  i'm not a nerd. i'm a video game enthusiast.  ❜

❛  i'm calling it. this party's dead.  ❜

❛  unleash the beast! no mercy!  ❜

❛  fantastic! not my problem!  ❜

❛  i wish i'd met you sooner. i wonder what you looked like fifteen minutes okay.  ❜

❛  if we were gonna have to be banned for life from someplace, i'm glad it's there. ❜

❛  plan b, [NAME]! i'm slashing tires! ❜

❛  [NAME], use our code names!  ❜

❛  isn't it funny how much more i know than you?  ❜

❛  drunk people like hamburgers, it's not science.  ❜

❛  ugh, you were right. it's not subtle.  ❜

❛  i'm gonna throw a falafel at them.  ❜

❛  i don't wanna die a virgin!  ❜

❛  it's not a lie if you lie to vegetarians.  ❜

❛  what about your road rage, [NAME]? it's not very good!  ❜

❛  see? i knew it was funny.  ❜

❛  let's play the quiet game until we get back.  ❜

❛  guess who's on new meds!  ❜

❛  wait, i brought gifts! i picked them out at a truck stop.  ❜

❛  according to my calculations, you're next!  ❜

❛  time for the charm bomb to explode.  ❜

❛  i hate that parrot.  ❜

❛  you know what, take off your cranky pants and go take a nap.  ❜

❛  i hate signing birthday cards.  ❜

❛  if this fails, i'm gonna kill myself.  ❜

❛  [NAME], you've taken them hostage?  ❜

❛  from now on, i will only dumpsack them when i'm in the neighbourhood. but you took the fun out of it.  ❜

❛  i'm still so nervous the cops are gonna show up.  ❜

❛  well, if the cops come, we need a plan.  ❜

❛  don't have a crap attack.  ❜

❛  okay, fine. but i'm gonna complain the whole time.  ❜

❛  that'll cost a fortune! we have a terrible data plan!  ❜

❛  i don't get drunk. i just have fun.  ❜

❛  don't be such a boob punch.  ❜

❛  it's not fun for everyone, [NAME].  ❜

❛  messing with [NAME] is a privilege, not a right!  ❜

❛  just be yourself and [NAME] can go sit in syrup. let the bees get them.  ❜

❛  put some clothes on! leave something to the imagination for god's sake!  ❜

❛  notice me!  ❜

❛  it got a little weird at the end but you get the idea.  ❜

❛  i smell fear on you.  ❜

❛  i don't know about you but that is certainly some of the cutest baby panda footage i've ever seen.  ❜

❛  in this country, no backsies means something.  ❜

❛  fame tears families apart.  ❜

❛  are you not entertained?!  ❜

❛  it stinks in here.  ❜

❛  you're supposed to love each other, not kill each other! this isn't the bible! ❜

❛  those aren't curse words.  ❜

#ask meme

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“Being a good guy is boring and restrictive. From now on, I’m a vigilante. I’m gonna go vandalize some property.”

#ic #open starter

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Salty Ask List

What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?*

Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?*

Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion?

Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?*

Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?*

Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?*

Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?*

Have you received anon hate? What about?*

Most disliked character(s)? Why?

Most disliked arc? Why?

Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

Unpopular opinion about XXX character?

Unpopular opinion about your fandom?

Unpopular opinion about the manga/show?

If you could change anything in the show, what would you change?

Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…

Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased?

What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?

What is the purest ship in the fandom?

What are your thoughts on crack ships?

Popular character you hate?

Unpopular character you love?

Would you recommend XXX to a friend? Why or why not?

How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX?

Most shippable character?

Least shippable character?

*several of these questions are taken from a list that was not rebloggable

#ask meme

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“I am so glad you brought that up, I don’t know if I should’ve said anything. I feel like I’m gonna faint any second.” You sure that’s not from lack of sleep, Rubes?

" - don't get me wrong , I'm glad we are finally back on Remnant - but man... we got placed right in the middle of a hot desert... "

#//disasters the both of them #arc-knights #ic

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“Okay, see, but here’s the thing: where most people have a spine, I have a little stack of cotton candy. And I would gladly choose to walk on broken glass barefoot rather than have a conversation be awkward for even a single second.”

#open starter

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“Finally. We’re back home in Remnant… where we belong.

…..Is what I’m sure everyone wants me to say but good gods it is so hot I’m about to pass out.”

#open starter