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Xayah: On a scale of one to ten, how bad of an idea fo you think it would be if we got married?
Lando: Off the charts. Let's do it.
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Juggernaut: I feel like I'm being stabbed.
Cut: How do you even know what it feels like to be stabbed?
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Juggernaut: Good morning, Crosshair!
Crosshair: No.
Juggernaut: I believe the proper response is good morning.
Crosshair: No.
Juggernaut: But-
Crosshair: No.
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Anakin: -notices Cyrril is missing- Where's your crazy girlfriend?
Obi-Wan: Probably doing crazy things.
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Rex: You blew up half the Umbaran air base!
Juggernaut: I regret nothing.
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Cyrril: What's more relaxing than setting something on fire?
Obi-Wan: A lot of things!
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Poe: Okay, what did I do?
Juna-Lei: What do you mean?
Poe: You look like you want to rip my head off.
Finn: That's just how her face works.
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Tanya: I had a thought.
Fives: Oh no.
Tanya: I promise, it's a good one this time!
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Juggernaut: If I have to sit in this ship any longer, my spine is going to cave in.
Tech: I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.
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Cyrril: -hearing a distant explosion- Whatever it is, I didn't do it.
Obi-Wan: You always say that, and I never believe you.
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Juggernaut: I regret nothing.
Tech: That's because you don't remember what you're supposed to regret.
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Crosshair: -looking for Wrecker, visibly annoyed- Where is the idiot anyway?
Juggernaut: I'm right here.
Crosshair: Shockingly, I'm not talking about you this time.
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Xayah: Don't you have a city to run?
Lando: My favorite person is injured in our med bay, Cloud City can wait.
Xayah: I don't think that's how it works.
Lando: Well I run Cloud City, so it does.
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Finn: Did you bring us here to die?
Juna-Lei: Obviously.
Poe: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
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Xayah: -to Elias- Mom says if you blow up the house again she's going to put you up for adoption.
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Juggernaut: -crashing his own funeral, again- Surprise! I'm back from the dead! Isn't that exciting?
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Obi-Wan: You have to listen to reason!
Cyrril: But reason is boring!
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