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Union Cross / Back Cover au where this.

if Daybreak Town Keykids had Tumblr accounts. sure someone else has already made one of these but here’s my take

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hey so - your boyfriend? yeah wanted to let you know that he gave into the darkness of his heart and transformed. yeah, he’s a darkling now. no, sorry, he just wants to steal lux. but look, now he has those cute little elf boots!

#sorry about your boyfriend

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okay not to interrupt but which two leopardus members are roleplaying warrior cats in the notes of this post. i just wanna talk

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are you fucking tone deaf? there are actually kids in unions getting into fights over this shit. one of my old party members lost his heart to darkness over a petty lux dispute, and now you’re seriously pinning unions against each other? you’re part of the problem.

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you can talk to me when your union isn’t dead last in the leaderboards girlie 😘

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i hate you sand i hate you cannoned camels i hate you wily bandits i hate you desert sun i hate you abu i hate you cave of wonders i hate you agrabah

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going to meet master ava today!! i’m super nervous so wish me luck!!!

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ooooooooh she says she has something for me!!!! this is like a wish come true 😸😸😸💚💚💚

#its kinda dark in here tho

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GUYS you won’t believe what she gave me!!!

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why is there blood

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#khux #poll #kh #kingdom hearts #foretellers #union cross #back cover #reblog #mod Donald #garbage au #tumblr au

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Kingdom Hearts 3 au where instead of fake Chess, Xehanort and Eraqus are playing Kingdom Hearts Perilous Pursuit in the beginning cutscene.

(All 5 characters in the game are the same. Eraqus wants to know who are these 3 children & duck & dog)

#kingdom hearts #garbage au #mod donald #kh #sora #riku #Kairi #Donald #goofy #Xehanort #Eraqus #kh3 #perilous pursuit #board games #chess

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Kingdom Hearts 3 au where the character descriptions include their Little Guy Daily stats.

Help me assign Vanitas Little Guy Daily stats. See here for guidance.

#kh #vanitas #kingdom hearts #garbage au #mod donald #reblog #little guy daily stats #chuckability #poll #funny

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Kingdom Hearts au where Roxas & Xion switch heights with Axel

#kingdom hearts #garbage au #mod donald #kh #roxas #xion #Axel #he’s like 6’8 #and they’re both like 5’3 #it has been so so long. #I’m sorry

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Come on now, children, this is an easy A.

Friends to Lovers Tournament: Finals

propaganda under the cut!

Soriku:

Ultimate friends to lovers. They've been best friends since childhood but as they start to grow up, those feelings change into a more romantic nature but neither handles this well. Riku in particular has a whole villain arc about it bc his insecurities about the situation get the better of him, meanwhile Sora isn't self aware enough to recognize his feelings are romantic in nature but he spends all of his time desperately trying to get Riku back so they can be together again. Ultimately even after they come together, their love continues to be a main driving force of the narrative and it's so palpable

Zosan:

They’re rivals yes, but first and foremost they’re best friends. They know each other better than anyone. Sanji asked Zoro to kill him if he’s ever not himself (long story), the implication being that Zoro knows him so well he’d be the first to tell (he would). Your honor, they are friends and they are in love.

#when I voted it was Zosan winning #so glad to be introducing biases to the vote #:) #friends to lovers tournament #kingdom hearts #soriku #kh sora #kh riku #not an au #polls #Sora #Riku #kh3 #mod Donald

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Kingdom Hearts Melody of Memory au where instead we get to play DDR with Kairi & Chirithy

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Life, it never die

Women are my favorite guy

Sex, I'm wanting more

Tell the world, Stop the war

#kingdom hearts #garbage au #mod donald #reblog #kh #Kairi #chirithy #DDR #melody of memory #life it never die #women are my favorite guy #sex I’m wanting more #tell the world #stop the war #gif

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The organization, sitting around in their in their tall silver thrones while they wait for Xemnas or w/e to get back from harassing a 12 year old.

This makes twitter infinitely more funny, they should never go back

#always a classic too #kingdom hearts #garbage au #mod donald #reblog #kh #sora #(implied) #xemnas #video #discord #organization xiii #chain of memories #love this video #twitter #Twitter x #YouTube

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

For those blissfully unaware.

#kingdom hearts #kh #twitter #mod donald #reblog #Elon musk #not an au #supernatural #norting

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Kingdom Hearts au where Kingstagram is called freaking X.

#literally what is going on #kingdom hearts #garbage au #mod donald #kh #X #twitter #hate this #kingstagram #Elon musk #this is my 100th post on this blog apparently

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“Now, you weak-hearted fools, witness real [capitalism]!”

In this (Mickey Mouse Play)house, we support the writers and actors strike.

ANSEM KAWAII

#wga solidarity #kingdom hearts #garbage au #mod donald #reblog #kh #kh ansem #ansem seeker of darkness #mickey ears

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

lets take ibuprofen together

#this is how your brother shows his love #kingdom hearts #garbage au #mod donald #reblog #kh #vanitas #kh3 #let’s take ibuprofen together #siblings #ibuprofen

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

This is how that scene went right?

#ur moves are weak aqua

#wayfinder trio #slightly nsfw audio #kh #kingdom hearts birth by sleep #terra #aqua #ventus #garbage au #video #death #edit #reblog #mod Donald

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BBS au where you play rock paper scissors tournaments instead of the Command Board.

Aqua, speaking to Terra: There's only one way to solve this. Rock, paper, scissors. Aqua, thinking to herself: Poor, predictable Terra, always picks rock. Terra, thinking to himself, very motivated: Good ol' rock, nothing beats that!

#kingdom hearts #aqua #terra #birth by sleep #wayfinder trio #garbage au #mod donald #reblog

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Kingdom Hearts 3 au where this is what you fight instead of the Demon Tide Heartless swarm.

#kingdom hearts #garbage au #mod donald #reblog #kh #video #heartless #heartless swarm #demon tide #kh3

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Kingdom Hearts au where this is how they inform Sora that Riku is full of bugs.

[Mickey! It’s Riku. They put bugs in him!]

hey um hate to tell you this but we put bugs in your boyfriend. yeah he's completely corrupted. you should probably put him out of commission and debug him. sorry for the inconvenience.

#kingdom hearts #garbage au #mod donald #reblog #kh #sora #riku #boyfriend saga #bugs #soriku

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Kingdom Hearts 3 au where you cook with these as ingredients instead of just the things you win/find/steal from takeout boxes.

Do you think someone could eat a heartless? Asking for a friend

Professional answer: please do not attempt this

Personal answer: you can but it is not worth it. They taste horrible

#kingdom hearts #garbage au #mod donald #reblog #kh #cooking #heartless #kh3 #flan

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Hashtag gamer Ven au

What minigame are we replacing with Ventus-flavored Pong? 🤨🧐👾

Gamer ven

#kingdom hearts #garbage au #mod donald #reblog #kh #ventus #cat #chirithy #art #I have 26 things in drafts I’m v sorry I usually don’t have brain power lmao #pong #questions #video games