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It’s a Wonderful Life 1946 | dir. Frank Capra

#Merry Christmas #Christmas 2023

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thinking about Episode 8 further, I’m laughing SO HARD

Disney said, we’re 80% of the way through a Goosebumps story so time for THE TWIST™️

But they twisted so hard that they had to put a “next time on Goosebumps” promo at the end

Just to make sure we didn’t accidentally think the show was over

What a twist that would have been, if the next two episodes were a lie and it was over

✨And they all lived happily ever after✨

#Goosebumps #Goosebumps 2023 #I’ve been cackling about this all morning #Couldn’t possibly be the sleep deprivation #And I *know* that the mock ending isn’t exactly the twist #But you have to admit that it IS a hilarious thing #Goosebumps Spoilers #Guess I should start tagging spoilers if I’m gonna keep running my mouth

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Totally fair—never thought about Isabel’s little brother. I guess I was thinking more along the lines of having been there when the door to the basement opened? But the little bro is a contender—especially with the episode title.

I also wonder if they might somehow try to either pull the cop from Ep8 into it (exposed to Slappy, sort of?) or Margot’s dad.

But I really am banking on Bratt, here. He was so awkward to begin with. And Justin Long has an awkward acting style, but this level of awkward felt intentional to me somehow.

WHO KNOWS. Regardless, looking forward to Episode 9–for better or worse. 🫠

alright, taking bets on who is holding the flashlight at the end of Ep8

I've got my money on two candidates:

either the one person who was in the Biddle house that we haven't heard from, and who was sold as a villain from the start.

or the one person who willingly walked into the Biddle house but whose plans got massively derailed by Harold's sudden appearance.

it's either Allison, the ex-girlfriend, or Nathan Bratt himself.

If I'm wrong, then Disney needs new writers.

#goosebumps #goosebumps 2023 #I’m just waiting for Disney to let us down bruh #I feel like Ep8 could have been the beginning of the fall #but I hope I’m wrong #I want to be wow’ed by the twist

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alright, taking bets on who is holding the flashlight at the end of Ep8

I've got my money on two candidates:

either the one person who was in the Biddle house that we haven't heard from, and who was sold as a villain from the start.

or the one person who willingly walked into the Biddle house but whose plans got massively derailed by Harold's sudden appearance.

it's either Allison, the ex-girlfriend, or Nathan Bratt himself.

If I'm wrong, then Disney needs new writers.

#Goosebumps 2023 #Goosebumps #Episode 8 jumped off the cliff with Slappy in my opinion #I didn't find the apology scene touching or heartfelt #I don't believe Harold would give up a 30-year grudge like that #I think if he had the parents there he would absolutely rage #I think Harold deserved a more satisfying conclusion than that #Y'all he was straight up killed #We went from petty larceny to manslaughter to borderline 3rd degree homicide #If anyone ever murders me I ain't giving up that easy #But also Slappy didn't even really try to keep Harold in the game #There was no victimizing no blaming no shaming no ingratiating #Slappy just kind of let himself get punted #Which implies he's got bigger plans and Harold is not in them #Allison would be a great person to bring back around #But having Nathan Bratt actually be our real villain all along #Now THAT would be a really great plot twist #And it would also make sense why Bratt (not Harold) is featured so prominently on the poster #Because Bratt is wearing the glasses in the poster #Looking forward to having Disney prove me wrong

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Happy Halloween, Have Some Goosebumps! 👻

(click the image for better quality!)

credit where credit is due: @whore-ibly-hot @couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name @reesiereads @stitch-me-not @meet-you-at-the-cemetery-gates @scoobycool9 @solarcitymelodies @amyfevernight @there-are-many-ways-to-smile @frosty-the-killer-doll @itspatrivk @bughuuls-hair @still-nix-d-goffic @hitomashi @animemisandry @jonahmagnus @luvrsix @scottsumrners @bellaswansgf @hereliesyasha @quintennyson (for the book cover gifs) @likeafantasy (for the Bratt gif) @billypuppets (for the Lucas wink)

#Goosebumps #Goosebumps 2023 #Slappy #Slappy the Dummy #Justin Long #Isa Briones #Ana Yi Puig #Will Edward Price #Miles McKenna #Zack Morris #ok but did y’all really think something goosebumps was gonna happen and I wasn’t gonna be all over it??? #Especially with a demon doll in it #Mr. Bratt is my favorite tho #Lucas is baby (even if he eats worms) #And I’m joining the crowd appalled at Slappy’s British accent #Not to mention I’m living for Fridays right now #Happy Halloween #Halloween 2023

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Happy Birthday, Andy Barclay!

Born: January 4, 1983

#It will be funny to see how many other people queued this #My sunshine boy is FORTY can you believe it #Since I've queued this a year in advance #It will be interesting to see if he's still alive

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Universal Classic Monsters present:

Dracula (1931) dir. Tod Browning & Karl Freund The Invisible Man (1933) dir. James Whale Frankenstein (1931) dir. James Whale The Wolf Man (1941) dir. George Waggner Bride of Frankenstein (1935) dir. James Whale Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) dir. Jack Arnold The Mummy (1932) dir. Karl Freund The Phantom of the Opera (1925) dir.  Lon Chaney, Rupert Julian, Edward Sedgwick & Ernst Laemmle

#Halloween #Horror #Dracula #Frankenstein #Mummy #The Mummy #The mummy remains my favorite just for the record

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Chucky Season 1 Finale: Oh wait, this is the best one!!1!1!

Child's Play: Ah yes, the best Chucky movie

Child's Play 2: Oh wait, this is the best one!

Child's Play 3: eh

Bride of Chucky: Oh wait, this is the best one!!

Seed of Chucky: Oh wait, this is the best one!!!

Curse of Chucky: eh

Cult of Chucky: Oh wait, this is the best one!!1!

#Chucky #Chucky 2021 #Chucky SyFy #Child’s Play #I mean no joke the last 3 episodes make such a great ‘movie’ #But also the finale itself was just pure excellence #The constant suspense with Andy killed me #Nica’s final state destroyed me #Tiffany’s self-empowerment was twisted and epic #And Chucky’s self-awareness of his body count was just great #Don’t mind me #I’ll just be sitting here #watching the last 3 episodes on a loop #until we get Chucky Season 2

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Happy Birthday, Andy Barclay!

Born: January 4, 1983

#Child’s Play #Chucky #Andy Barclay #Alex Vincent #Child's Play 2 #CP2 is the source #Yes I know this conflicts with some of the content out there that says his birthday is in November #Yes I know we can't see the full date #But it's a 'uary' month so either Jan or Feb #And I can just see the tail end of a letter before 'uary' #So I'm making the assumption that it's Jan #How will you be celebrating? #I will be FINALLY watching the finale tonight #Wish me luck and emotional stability #🙏

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I like to imagine that Andy Barclay's life between Child's Play 2 and Child's Play 3, as well as after Child's Play 3

Is essentially just "A Series of Unfortunate Child's Play Events"

In which Andy Barclay is sent from caregiver to caregiver, some well intended and some devious

But all of which ultimately suffer at the hands of Chucky hunting Andy down

#Child's Play #Chucky #Chucky 2021 #Andy Barclay #Alex Vincent #This is it this is all I have to offer the fandom #Half-baked head canons and terrible memes #Speaking of which #All I can think about today is how Andy Barclay spends New Years #Both New Year's Eve and New Year's Day #It's nothing but sad thoughts #This is my lot in life #Happy New Year everybody

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Child's Play: Ah yes, the best Chucky movie

Child's Play 2: Oh wait, this is the best one!

Child's Play 3: eh

Bride of Chucky: Oh wait, this is the best one!!

Seed of Chucky: Oh wait, this is the best one!!!

Curse of Chucky: eh

Cult of Chucky: Oh wait, this is the best one!!1!

#Chucky #Child's Play #Me as I rewatch the series #I really am doing the film analysis I swear it #And for the record CP3 and Curse are not terrible #Curse has one of the creepiest freaking Chucky dolls #I just don't like that CP3 doesn't have Alex as Andy #Even though that would have been impossible #And I hate the way Curse ties Charles Lee Ray to Nica #It doesn't make any sense #I have a whole rant about it #But all just my opinion #I think if pressed #I would say Seed and Cult tie for my favorite #Because the level of ridiculousness is off the charts #In the best possible way

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andy barclay andy barclay andy barclay andy barclay

that’s it, that’s the post

#Andy Barclay #Alex Vincent #Chucky #Child’s Play #That’s it that’s the post #I’m sorry I just rewatched CP last night #To start capturing my thoughts for this film analysis I’ll be posting #and I just CAN’T #with Andy Barclay #he is too cute and too precious and too pure #Like I started on this ride a Chucky fan #but I will tear Charles Lee Ray limb from limb if anything bad happens to this Ray of sunshine #for the record #I STILL have not watched the season 1 finale #and if Chucky gets his hands on Andy’s body #I will RIOT #I have a prayer circle set up for Andy Barclay #Candles burning 24-7 to protect him #Okay that’s all for now I’m done #time to watch CP2 #Slapstick Speaks #more like Slapstick needs to keep her hyper fixated mouth sHUT

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I love all of my followers equally

Therefore I'm warning you

If you followed me for any reason other than Child's Play / Chucky, this blog is about to get heavy in that content

And a lot of it is going to be either bad memes or film/show analysis and critique (literally planning a movie-by-movie and episode-by-episode analysis)

I don't want to lose any of you--so if you don't want that on your feed, you might consider hiding/blocking "Child's Play" or "Chucky" tags

#Slapstick Speaks #The OMITB and other content is not forgotten #But when I've got a fixation it's gotta run its course #Child's Play #Chucky #I still haven't watched the finale #But am planning to rewatch the whole series to get me there #Possibly also the whole film series #I can't help it

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Junior: why would you give Jake a knife?!

Chucky: because he felt unsafe

Junior: well now I feel unsafe

Chucky: well...

Chucky: ...would you like a knife?

Junior:

Chucky:

Junior: ...actually, I would

#Chucky #Chucky SyFy #Chucky 2021 #Child's Play 2021 #Charles Lee Ray #Brad Dourif #Jake Wheeler #Junior Wheeler #Incorrect Chucky Quotes #At first I had this as Lexy and Chucky because Episode 1x06 #Where Chucky tries to convince Lexy to kill Jake y'know #But then I changed it to Junior because Episode 1x07 #This text post set to We Got The Beat if you know what I mean #Also I still haven't watched the finale and I just #The stress I am feeling for Andy right now is HIGH

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#Only Murders in the Building #OMitB #Oliver Putnam #omitb #Mabel Mora #Selena Gomez #I am OBSESSED with Martin's hair in the second gif #Also obsessed with him in pajamas #Just plain obsessed with Martin #Obsessed with Martin Short Since 2007

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I want to do this podcast. I have to finish this with you guys.

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING 1.06 TO PROTECT AND SERVE

#Only Murders in the Building #OMitB #Oliver Putnam #Charles Haden Savage #Mabel Mora #Martin Short #Steve Martin #Selena Gomez #I adore them #But especially Oliver/Martin #His description of why weird is good #And also him begging Mabel to rank them

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Hogwarts Houses rooms in the Holidays season ヾ☆*。

#Christmas #Hogwarts #It's a testament to my Slytherpuff nature #That both the Slytherin and Hufflepuff scenes speak to me #On an emotional level