this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
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concussed legend
for and big ups to @computermice - lifesaver
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homestuck 2 out of time.. my silly little homestuck au about karkat, jake and john going off in space to stop jakes evil ex.
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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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🌹The first demigod🌹
You know how in mythology, when a god has a child they're either a god or a half god of some sort, there's something supernatural about them.
But because of how homestuck's godtiering works, a child of two full gods like Harry Anderson, would still be a regular mortal, i think this kids would be considered demigods by the population, as tho they don't have powers they're children of the gods.
Plus, stained glass windows✨
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Gale Dekarios
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WHY THE FUCK IS JADE A SELFISH MOTHER WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT HER OWN SELF WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE TRUST JANE AT ALL WHY THE FUUUUCK WOULD
this would have all been fixed if she actually had a fucking conversation with jake. why has jade and jake literally never talked ever half of this shit could be solved if these characters TALKED TO EACH OTHER
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what the fuck did they do to jade
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KARKAT: IF WE WEREN'T ALL ABOUT TO DIE, I'D DEDICATE OUR WHOLE TEAM TO FINDING A WAY TO BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE.
they make me bananas kinda
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