“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.“ False:
the bird in your hand must be a small bird in order for you to have it in your hand. the birds in the bush may be any size and thus possibly worth more at market
it is possible to throw a net around the bush, guaranteeing capture of the two birds
going after the two birds does not necessitate the release of the bird in your hand. transfer custody of the bird to a trusted associate for a shot at a total of three birds
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“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?”
“Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.”
“Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees.”
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Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.
Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.
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