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“If I take one more step…”

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This is how it feels rn 😂😂😂

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me when i have to research to write fiction instead of just magically injecting knowledge into my brain:

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that's just what being a writer is like

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Wake up babe; new alignment charts dropped

Wait, you still haven’t read that amazing Kili x OC fic of that idiot who keeps promoting it with stupid memes? I’d check it out if I were you. We’re only 3 chapters away from the end.

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gandalf: why is it that everytime I meet a hobbit I am forced to babysit an entire herd of dumbasses?

Bilbo: no one makes you do shit and you leave halfway through anyways. The hobbits end up having to complete the whole mission. You have no right to blame us considering you barely even ask our CONSENT before you drag us out of our homes into a world we can't hope to defend ourselves in and return us to a world forever changed beyond the point of a return to happiness.

Frodo: have you ever considered not coming by the shire to look for help on your adventures? It tends to be full of hobbits

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Dove on the garden fence, feathers all fluffed out on a cold morning.

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One of the songs of all time

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Princess Mononoke [1997]

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reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.

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❌ this blog is a whores only zone ❌

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STARCROSSED LOSERS MASTERLIST

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This is a Kili x OC fic!

Link for the story on AO3

Starcrossed Losers playlist on Spotify

The Art Archives + Raewyn Asha character sheet

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- Kili and Raewyn headcanons

Introduction/disclaimers

Cast

Playlist act I

Prologue

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Playlist act II

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Playlist act III

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32 (expected 27-05-2022)

Where the sole survivor of the Asha race, seeks revenge to the dragon who burned her home to the ground. When coming in contact with the old pilgrim, Gandalf the Grey, she gets thrown into the company of thirteen dwarves and a rather uncomfortable hobbit. While culture clashes against each other harshly, a young dwarf can't help but feel gravitated towards the strange woman. She hates his uncle with her guts, and he knows, yet he cannot seem to escape his eyes from observing her from afar, knowing she was his one the moment she set foot into the wild.

Or

Where the Durin siblings have to stop a stranger and their uncle from committing homicide.

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“You seem troubled."

"You seem not."

"Would I need reason to?"

"Not yet, no."

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Belonging credits are written in the introduction chapters. This book will include the movies directed by Peter Jackson:

-An Unexpected Journey

-The Desolation of Smaug

-The Battle Of The Five Armies

#hands down one of the best tolkien fic series out there

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The hobbit incorrect quotes (mainly Thrandy)

(Y/n) while getting their ear pierced: beauty is pain

Thranduil who's having an intense panic attack and crying: this explains so much!

(Y/n): that's not what I meant...