Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home
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Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease
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haters see me and say christ what is that
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marlboro is proud to announce the first cigarette made specifically for animals on the endangered species list
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men start out as babyboys and grow into babygirls at the tender age of 40
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everyone be quiet !!!! he's sending email
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communists took my grandpa's yaoi collection
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yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever
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btw there should be Drink Stores and they should be open 24/7 and they should have Every Drink. coffee tea boba lemonade etc. and they should be on every street every 300 meters. bc girls need drinks
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people aren't willing to have open and honest discussions about sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex. there's a stigma.
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doing nothing is one of the most noble things a girl can do
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I suffer from a disease called "can load the dishwasher correctly" it's incredibly rare, very few people have it
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observing shredded cheddar
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