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randomspider · 18 hours
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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randomspider · 1 day
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These two are amazing!
@x-heesy 💃🏻🕺🏻 Friday vibes!
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randomspider · 2 days
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randomspider · 13 days
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oh i see. because she is purpur.
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randomspider · 13 days
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randomspider · 15 days
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randomspider · 16 days
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randomspider · 17 days
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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
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randomspider · 17 days
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"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"
"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"
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randomspider · 22 days
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went to bed after playing daggerfall for several hours, became very nauseous while asleep, and then recieved this daggerfall quest objective in a dream just before waking up.
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randomspider · 24 days
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wheres the switchblade sam fancams
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randomspider · 24 days
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im just saying switchblade sam was kinda fine
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randomspider · 28 days
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randomspider · 29 days
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sending this to people to convince them to join tumblr
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randomspider · 29 days
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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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randomspider · 29 days
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randomspider · 1 month
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