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Ayo!! Been a hot minute! Happy New Year :) (almost it's still the 30th here)

Just wanted to give a heads up and pass a quick notice: I have officially made the decision to move blogs!! (Somewhat! I'll still be around here, though way way less often)

This new blog, @hands-on-huester (might change the name in the future), will mostly focus on my more creative side (writing, art, and very soon some animation), which was very much the intention of this blog but I very much failed at lmao. I will admit, I haven't been the most active, but it's mainly because I suck at finding a balance between managing a blog and working on projects, something my social anxiety doesn't help at all; but my resolution is that I learn to find that balance while remaining comfortable with what I do and what I decide to share, so if you wanna stick around for that feel free to :)

Thanks for sticking around and, once again, Happy New Year! ⭐

#sorry for the massive use of parenthesis!! #i often forget hyphens exist

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Normalize being in your 20s without a cutie mark not everypony will find their special talent in their teens and it's not okay to make fun of them

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Do you ever get creator envy? Like, you see another creator make something really good and it's close to an idea you've always wanted to do, so you start to feel almost jealous that you didn't get to make said thing? It's oddly specific, I know, but it's something I've encountered as I create content, I was wondering if any larger creators I admire ever feel that way.

Oh yeah, literally all the time. It’s something I always have to keep myself in check about, especially since it happens even with people that I otherwise REALLY admire. It’s tough being someone who really cares about your craft, but maybe feels like you’re limited in the scope of what you can accomplish right now, and you’re also in a creative field where your peers are CONSTANTLY raising the bar alongside you. Sometimes you just don’t want that pressure yknow. Like what I wouldn’t give for it to be as easy as “make a remotely funny let’s play or twitch channel, then profit” like it used to be haha.

My advice? It’s really not always easy to turn that frustration into motivation, but if you care about it, you gotta make your thing anyway. As long as your idea is not direct plagiarism, I think most modern creatives agree that there are basically no new ideas left in the world. The thing that makes your work unique is your unique perspective pushing it into reality. Don’t get too discouraged about the details of who did what first. Just make stuff.

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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

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artfight teams this year

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"Down the rabbit hole. Into your grave.' Working on a ✨project✨

Beings called 'Sleepwalkers' wander through an absurd world, destroying nightmares and trying to find meaning in their existence.

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Hero worship bad. Celebrity worship bad. Idol worship bad. Stranger on the internet worship bad

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piracy isnt theft but i wish it was. i wish i could download a disney movie and then they dont have it anymore

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Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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“SnapCube’s Real-Time Fandub Goes To Hell” is the newest entry in our long-running Sonic dub series, in which edgy loner Shadow The Hedgehog is challenged by Satan to prove he can become a middle manager in Hell. Shadow, however, discovers he has grander ambitions.

Cast and more info on the YouTube version!

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been messing around lately and made some kirby gijinkas, was told i should post them somewhere

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Drew these friends together. Jogress or separated, they remain by eachother's side.

Also drew their jogress, Dinobeemon!

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LMAO THE REBLOGS ON THIS AD 😂💀

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(Sketch Request) Meta Knight training Kirby in swordfighting?

Last one for the requests, Not exactly training, but I thought it was cool anyways

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If team aqua gets to be pirates then team magma gets to be cowboys. it’s only fair.