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randomcanfly · 8 hours
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My mom made a Ken by taking one of her barbies and scraping her chest against the concrete driveway. Probably not a very safe or comfortable method of top surgery tbh
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randomcanfly · 2 days
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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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randomcanfly · 6 days
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I wanted to say thank you landlady @kohanakonohana for these beautiful hair ties! They're absolutely gorgeous, will share pictures of them in my hair later! She even included this adorable postcard of @straycatj , it's very cute! Everyone go support landlady!
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randomcanfly · 9 days
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Backrooms Toilet
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I'm always shitting in locations like this
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randomcanfly · 14 days
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this animal
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randomcanfly · 20 days
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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
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randomcanfly · 20 days
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It's March 8th everybody
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randomcanfly · 20 days
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All time
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randomcanfly · 20 days
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal
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randomcanfly · 21 days
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the statue
who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david
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randomcanfly · 21 days
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Can't believe they didn't list Wonderwall, that's defo the first one that came to mind for me!
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randomcanfly · 22 days
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Tumblr's reply to the situation with CEO's transphobia is pathetic and you should not be thanking them for doing the bare minimum of saying he's not speaking for them. They fucking thanked that bitch.
The affected trans women are still banned.
A transphobic manchild offered no proper apology. Or stopped. He is also still in his position.
Tumblr is still factually transphobic. Keep pushing.
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randomcanfly · 23 days
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repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
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randomcanfly · 23 days
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ON IT BOSS
Alright girlies....... DESTROY
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randomcanfly · 23 days
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Shredding too hard
duality of man
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randomcanfly · 24 days
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