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Following a “bad trip” psychedelic drug experience, a teenager awakes the next morning to find the whole world reduced to apocalyptic ruins and everyone gone. Title: Aeon of Ghosts and Shadows
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A science-fiction writer suffering a mental breakdown brings a huge medieval battle axe wherever he goes to defend against the sinister super-intelligent telepathic space lobsters with sick sexual proclivities that only he can see. Title: Out Here in the Darkness All Alone
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Sci-Fi Haiku
Warships in orbit
An alien armada
Earth is under siege
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Flying saucers land
Alien monsters emerge
Tentacled terror
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A failed invasion
Tentacles torn asunder
Earth victorious
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A religious but misanthropic young boy says a prayer before bed each night to petition God for Earth’s complete and total annihilation. Title: O Cosmic Destroyer Come Burn Down This World
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A drug-addicted, morbidly depressed department-store Santa Claus informs children that the future is canceled and there’s no hope for mankind. Title: Holiday Truth Bombs
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Sci-Fi Haiku
The lonely silence
Endless gray desolation
Exiled on Luna
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The fragility of life, the catastrophe of existence, the sense of nihilism evoked by the specter of death — my mind’s awash in thoughts like these whenever the dot-matrix display flashes GAME OVER and my game of pinball has reached its end.
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A broke-down starship
Earth a distant memory
Forever adrift
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It’s a toss up: Unmitigated Shit Storm from Start to Finish or Godawful Mess? For the life of me I can’t decide on a title for my memoirs.
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A young wife, increasingly suspicious of her husband’s comings and goings, follows him one evening when he leaves for a walk and discovers he is actually a sentient coin-operated alien arcade game with sickeningly depraved sexual appetites. Title: I Married a Filthy Perverted Pinball Machine From Outer Space
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A hiker must do the unthinkable to survive after a rock slide pins his erect penis beneath a boulder in a remote canyon. Title: Severance
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Despairing, miserable, sickly & forlorn, thanks for asking.
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A shy scientist
Hypno-ray experiments
Ladies come calling
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Etiquette Tip: Decorum dictates that one must refrain from French-kissing the corpse at an open-casket funeral, no matter how goddamn sexy she is.
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A mysterious venereal disease of alien origin transforms a star-pilot’s sex organs into an omniscient godlike super-being capable of annihilating space-time itself. Title: A Degenerate Armageddon
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