horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth
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my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.
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men love looking at each other lustfully while covered in blood, It’s how they bond
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“why does that character have to be queer?”
why not?
“why does that character have to be trans?”
why not?
“why does that character have to be a poc?”
why not?
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sorry for being a flirty little faggot I just wanna flirt around and fag out
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Fagging hard or hardly fagging?
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i'm a simple girl: i see sunlight on the water, i find god
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Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him
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why dont we go kill something
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the urge to bite while feeling overwhelming affection is completely normal. sorry if you don’t experience that but it’s not my business. get help
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"i could fix him" good for you. im gonna join him in his insanity
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things that are not sex but secretly are sex:
car crashes
surgery
playing pool or poker
smashing a coke can
biting/scratching
cpr & using a defibrillator
untangling wires & cords
feel free to add more! <3
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"Do these symptoms interfere with your daily activities?"
Bitch these symptoms ARE my daily activities wym
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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
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do u wanna come over & ignore the rest of the world together
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