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i can’t believe i fell for it

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Man stops to rescue kitten, gets ambushed by platoon. 

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I didn't know this

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I actually would love to see Jason and Cassandra pitted against each other. Not only is it funny for a 6 foot something tank of a man to be running away from a much smaller Asian woman because she will genuinely destroy him in a fight, it forces Jason to go back to doing extensive plans and making full use of his training (esp. the bombs and poisons!) and I would love to see Cassandra be detective and figure out how to foil his plots in unconventional ways.

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While standing in line trying to get some food in the southern Gaza Strip, he yelled at the journalist Fakri Ibrahim, saying: 'Send this picture to Israel and the world.'

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im meant to be doing my degree but instead i spent like an hour making the worlds most confusing family tree. what is wrong with me

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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rainbow dash applies for a job

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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

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Neck Deep - The Beach Is For Lovers (Not Lonely Losers)

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One night all the comms go out for one reason or another. But the bats need to be able to coordinate with each other so they pair up in groups of two and communicate through Twitter.

The next morning #onlyingotham is trending because “#onlyingotham do your super scary shadow traveling night time vigilante’s communicate through tweets on a very public social media app.”

There’s another tweet captioned “What in the fresh fuck does this mean.” Below is screenshot of from black bat that is a series of indecipherable emotes, but based on the number of “copy” and “Roger Roger.” In the replies the bats knew exactly what she meant.

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for me what the egg prime directive means is that if someone is laying eggs in me and I’m screaming for help, you’re not actually supposed to help me, you are supposed to watch from a nearby discreet observation post and maybe even jack off

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dragon: you are aware you are trespassing, yes?

peasant: i know but i want a favor. i think you'll like this one

dragon: im intrigued so im not gonna eat you yet. go on.

peasant: ok you know the phrase eat the rich? has that made it over to your cave?

dragon: no but i get it. keep talking

peasant: ok so there's this king who-

dragon: shit that is ALL you had to say im in