Not to vent but: fuck
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british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it
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I hope the day JK Rowling dies I find out through the Destiel meme format
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how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies
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I was wondering if there was going to be a part 3 of the pirate au? I just read both of them in like an hour.
thank you so much for reading them!! yes there is a part three planned and i have started writing it, i've just hit a bit of a rut with it. i'm hoping to get it up within the next couple of months
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no cishets at pride! *spin kicks a grandma with a “I love my gay son” tshirt*
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This is a huge step up from Bartman
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If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit
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If you’re a poor person listen spending less on things that makes you happy/only spending money on essentials will not get you out of poverty but will make you want to kill yourself
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Original tweet
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bet i will
gay <3
Die<3 jkjk please don't I'd be lonely and sad and also think about Tommy, god I love that dumbass of a cat and I love you my dumbass
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in hysterics
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👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic
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ok new winner from r/stupiddovenests
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