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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#the wild thornberrys

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"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.

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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

#ME AND ELLIOT FR

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

#OKAY

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vague prophet

#LEUCIEN

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more scribblblbblblbles

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having to tap the "if an australian place name sounds strange to you please google it and make sure you're not just mocking indigenous languages" sign again

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#literally #uncaptioned /

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every day wake up & remind yourself you are an animal

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a new concept: idiot academia

where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense

#oh this too is-- #uncaptioned // #academia

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was just tagging another post and ‘les mis’ autocorrected to ‘les moose’ and now I need to know:

if you could insert a moose anywhere into Les Miserables, where would you put it

#MOOSE AT THE BARRICADE LISTEN TO THIS

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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#literally soooooooo true #uncaptioned / #birds

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"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

#grump #darla