tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????
its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????
8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????
what??????????????????????????????………………………..
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People trying to invent devices to let dogs speak have not considered carefully enough all the things our dogs have seen us do.
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me wearing a good outfit: it’s because I’m gay
me wearing a bad outfit: it’s because I’m gay
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I have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices
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straight men be like “Oh i love women” but then the only women they like are skinny long-haired girls age 18 - 25
fake fans smfh
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me: i just wanna live a life that’s spent doing things that i love
my brain: so tell me… what exactly do you love
me:
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millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play
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IF 👏 A 👏 LARGE 👏 DOG 👏 THINKS 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏
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Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.
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Taika Waititi is a gift
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Date someone who will date you
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