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queer-folk-abroad · 13 hours
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Well, that’s nothing to be proud of.
The greeks should be smug aboht Christianity. Like they didn't actually invent democracy or math but the ancient greeks basically did invent like 80% of Christian theology
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queer-folk-abroad · 24 hours
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margot robbie could do jack sparrow but johnny depp couldn't do barbie
Johnny Depp can barely walk or do much of anything.
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queer-folk-abroad · 24 hours
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fuck RYE CHIP??? Rye chips are the best part! The FLAVOR! The TEXTURE. The mutherfucken CRONCH!
chex mix is DEAD to me without rye
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queer-folk-abroad · 24 hours
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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]
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queer-folk-abroad · 24 hours
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April will start well 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿
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queer-folk-abroad · 24 hours
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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queer-folk-abroad · 24 hours
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no, that would dilute our SHINING IDEOLOGICAL PURITY and dilute our HOLY RIGHTEOUSNOUS TRUTH with vile nuance
you may wish to conduct an ‘optics for normies’ training session
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do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
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queer-folk-abroad · 2 days
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
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queer-folk-abroad · 2 days
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you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch
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queer-folk-abroad · 2 days
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queer-folk-abroad · 2 days
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You might like the Mechanisms concept album High Noon Over Camelot.
Bisexuality would have saved JFK’s ‘Camelot’, too, now that I think about it.
polyamory and bisexuality could have saved camelot
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queer-folk-abroad · 2 days
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NOTE: Anon submitted an image of the uniforms but I'm hesitant about posting the image as this is an NSFT blog and the people in the photo were not photographed in an NSFT context and haven't consented to their photos being used in such context. If you'd like to see the image, here's a link to an article on the new uniforms that features several photos.
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queer-folk-abroad · 2 days
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iron is a woke pussy metal for women and nonbinary. basically if you're a real man your spear tip is bronze
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queer-folk-abroad · 2 days
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"This woman is chill and attractive and she shares a lot of interests with men. This means that not only is this wish fulfillment but also women like this don't actually exist in real life and if any real woman is behaving like this then she's just faking it."
I wish I could say I was making up this argument but I have actually seen it multiple times, as the unfortunate friends I complain to on discord can verify.
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queer-folk-abroad · 2 days
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queer-folk-abroad · 2 days
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Btw when someone says "don't talk to me like that, I don't know you" the normal thing to do is apologize for the perceived overfamiliarity and correct the behavior. Just in case anyone was wondering
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