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If glee was aired in 2021:

Rachel: As you all know Regionals are coming closer and i thought we could sing Taylor Swifts 'All too well' but the 10 minute version. I would sing the lead of course as my vocal range is just perfect for it.

Santana: Fuck off Rachel

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Jake: Wait you like me?

Amy: Yes

Jake: ... for my personality?

Amy: I was surprised too

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*Team interrogating somebody*

May: This guy won’t break.

Deke: I got this.

Deke: *strums a chord on the guitar*

Deke: *screams*

Deke: *exits the room* He didn’t break. This guy is good.

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Jemma: I think we're missing something

Fitz: Newer and more advanced technology?

May: Good and actually working plans?

Daisy: Agents who don't happen to be evil?

Jemma: Well yes-

Jemma: But also Deke

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Y/N: I think we’re missing something…

Lydia: morality?

Stiles: sense of humor?

Scott: teamwork?

Malia: a general sense of what’s going on?

Y/N: yes-

Y/N: but also Liam

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Stiles: Imagine getting paid for being adorable

Scott: You'd be incredibly broke

Stiles: Dude

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Peter: Mr Stark! I just had the greatest idea ever

Tony: You don't get my suit to scare this Flash kid

Peter:

Peter: Oh come on

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Daisy: Fitz, you'll never believe what just happened!

Fitz: You made something explode with your powers?

Daisy: *turns to Deke*

Daisy: You'll never believe what just happened!

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Daisy: That's it. I'm quitting SHIELD

Coulson: You've already said that hundreds of times. What are you gonna do this time?

Daisy: I'll be moving to asia to become a popstar

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Deke: My criminal record?

Deke: The only crime i've committed is completely slaying it on stage

Mack: Didn't you steal a dog once?

Deke: *tearing up* HIS OWNER WOULDN'T GIVE HIM SCOOBY SNACKS, OKAY?!

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Sousa: I would like to propose

Daisy: What?

Sousa: ... an idea

Daisy: Oh

Sousa: We should get married

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Stiles: Scott, come on! What are you doing?

Scott: I- Nothing

Stiles: Did you just try to talk to the dog?

Scott: No?

Stiles:

Stiles: What did he say?

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Deke: You know, i'm pretty amazing when it comes to-

Fitz: Being annoying?

Mack: Stealing from SHIELD?

Daisy: Trying to get killed?

Jemma: Guys stop, it's obvious he wanted to say 'lemons'

Deke: I-

Deke: I wanted to say jokes but i guess you have a point

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Deke: We should just go, there's no point messing around

Fitz: Deke's right, Jemma-

Deke: Wait. Say that again

Fitz: Deke's ... right, Jemma?

Deke: Ahhh, there's that dopamine

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Daisy: Wait, you like me?

Sousa: Yes

Daisy: For my personality?

Sousa: I was surprised too

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Deke: Guys you can admit it- I'm hilarious

Fitz: Actually-

Jemma: Yes Deke, you're absolutely hilarious

Fitz: Bu-

Jemma: Bobo and I are very proud

Fitz: I-

Jemma: Here take this lemon and go play in the garden

Deke: Thanks Nana and Bobo

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Deke: If you have something to tell me, tell me

Deke: I don't care what it is

Deke: Except it's mean

Deke: Then nana and bobo will hear about it

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