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pyomorphic · 2 days
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she suck my dick so hard it create a time loop where I become my own father
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kid next to me is taking notes on an ipad im carving a skull into the desk with a pocket knife. fucking nerd
going back to university is crazy these kids have macbooks. school shouldn’t require anything more than a beat up composition notebook with band logos scribbled on it
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going back to university is crazy these kids have macbooks. school shouldn’t require anything more than a beat up composition notebook with band logos scribbled on it
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my chicken &yup i vaporized him
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pyomorphic · 5 days
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Wish I was a late bronze age girl
I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.
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pyomorphic · 6 days
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wearing the worm out
Bro...hear me out 👀
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I'm basically the shaun king of no hands cum
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MAN GOES HAM MUST SEE
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pyomorphic · 8 days
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pyomorphic · 10 days
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This was an interesting article to read. I think it's a little simple but still fun to skim thru.
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pyomorphic · 11 days
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thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*
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pyomorphic · 13 days
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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account
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pyomorphic · 13 days
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🔴 Martyr Abu Ali Mustafa Brigades:
Our Eid is in our victory.
Every year, may our people be closer to freedom and victory.
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pyomorphic · 14 days
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Remember the first Flour Massacre? Well, CNN has finally dropped the official Israeli story to give you an investigation that basically repeats what Palestinians have been saying all along
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one of the great texts of the modern era
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