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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
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pygmallionne · 3 days
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Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt
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pygmallionne · 3 days
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I am once again thinking about digging holes
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It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
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I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
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pygmallionne · 4 days
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shakespeare characters having weird reactions to deaths: macbeth / hamlet / julius caesar
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pygmallionne · 4 days
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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pygmallionne · 4 days
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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pygmallionne · 6 days
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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes
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pygmallionne · 6 days
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Save me men with slutty waists, save me
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pygmallionne · 6 days
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“To me, my X-Men.”
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pygmallionne · 6 days
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“Omega-level threat detected.”
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pygmallionne · 6 days
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Got around to illustrating Wolverine
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pygmallionne · 6 days
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Jean Grey 🔥
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pygmallionne · 7 days
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“The name’s Gambit, mon ami. Remember it.” 😞
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pygmallionne · 7 days
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I felt bad about Mike Flanagan not being included so I decided to make another poll.
Inspired by @ktlsyrtis 's poll.
Please, please, please reblog this so it reaches the widest audience possible.
Also sorry if I'm not the only one who's done another poll.
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