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Tbh the problem with ship wars is that everyone tries to find a moral high ground to prove their ship is superior when actually shipping should be about making two characters kiss like a kid playing with barbie dolls

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More aus where Aleksander ends up becoming a shadow that only Nikolai can see (because of the demon) and it's annoying at best, never wrecking at worst, especially when Aleksander starts giving seriously good suggestions due how worried he is about Ravka.

I don't mean a shadow like the ones Alina saw, but really just the silhouette of a man, a solid black figure, like the ones from the Disney Princess and the Frog. There's no way he can touch anything physicality or do any harm. He must obey the law of the universe, behave like any other shadow.

Aleksander slowly starts forgetting how his face looked like, how it felt to have skin and bones, to eat, to sit under the sunlight and let it fill him. He admits he doesn't enjoy being a ghost that can only haunt Nikolai, but if that is what Ravka wants then he'd obey.

Bonus if Aleksander begs Nikolai to not get rid of the demon because he doesn't want to be alone forever, but he goes to do it anyway and then the ritual ends up bringing Aleksander back to life and it's the angst of the betrayal and the suffering. Maybe at first Aleksander comes back as more a shadow than a man, human-shaped but made of incorporeal darkness. They found that out 'cause he tried to kill Nikolai and his hand went straight through his chest anyway. He can't feel anything, eat anything, can't even sleep. They find out that only feeding himself with Nikolai's demon gives him back some real texture, which is "the worst way to get rid of the demon" in Zoya's opinion.

With time is obvious there's something more getting on Aleksander's nerve and eventually he has to confess to Nikolai he got attached to the prince king pirate whatever. For some foolish reason he thought Nikolai might have tried to stay with him. He sounds like a kid asking his mom to stay by his side in bed because he is afraid of the dark. Nikolai thinks of telling him why would I do that but instead confesses he wanted to, thought about a solution, but the demon was killing him and he could not afford to die. From there on it's chaos after chaos and an avalanche of hidden guilty feelings and the discovery that they might have became friends by accident.

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Just like I said. Illegal adoption.

https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067

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spot the difference

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Luo Binghe: Heavenly Demon

Wei Wuxian: Necromancer

Hua Cheng: Ghost King

MXTX guys in white really thought and decided that yes, marrying this social outcast in red with questionable job description is a really great idea and went ahead with a particular brand of relish that should have been disastrous but instead they got to marry the love of their life who was also a hottie and it kinda worked....

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i would die for the post-canon lqr and wwx dynamic of them becoming close family through extreme acts of pettiness that aren’t even petty. lwj wakes up one morning to find wwx not in bed beside him and usually he would think ‘oh he pulled another all-nighter /: i’ll have to make him take a nap later’ or whatever but last night they definitely fell asleep together. fortunately, he only has a moment to be like i have been abandoned most cruelly, most unjustly before wwx bursts into the jingshi, covered in flour and his hair all disarray. and lwj is like ??? where have you been?? and wwx turns to him and he’s like lan zhan look i’ve made steamed buns for your uncle! his favourite sort! lwj is like that’s nice but why? also how do you know that? (even lwj doesn’t know what his uncle’s favourite type of buns are)

wwx looks him dead in the eye and is like well the other day when your uncle and i had our weekly tea i was telling him about a theory i was working on and then the next day he gave me a book from his personal library that was honestly really helpful and i’m so annoyed at him for doing that so i’m making him his favourite snack as revenge. and lwj has many questions,,, but mainly he’s wondering when his uncle and wwx started having tea together with a dash of how did he find out what his uncle’s favourite sort of buns are,,, but wwx’s already running off and lwj is just left alone in the jingshi to get ready for his day, abandoned most cruelly,,, like three hours later he sees his uncle reading some reports while eating wwx’s buns and every time lqr takes a bite he sends the bun a betrayed look like he can’t forgive the fact that they taste good. 

and honestly,, that’s all i want,, wwx and lqr being like yes (: we have brunch together every tuesday and we know each other’s favourite foods and things the other person would like and i look forward to talking to him but obviously we don’t like each other and lxc is like uh okay (: that sounds about right (: while lwj is just glad that his family is warming up to wwx. 

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Based on @myahle​ ‘s perfect, perfect tweet, that got me so full of feels and then made me laugh so fucking hard, I had to stop all I was working on and make this!

If you like my art and my ideas, please consider supporting me on Ko-Fi! Here Thank you very much! 

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au where wei ying establishes his own sect and thirteen years later he attends his first conference and immediately next day someone dies so everyone points fingers at him but he's like "guys i had hanguang-jun in me the whole night idk when I could've killed a guy"

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This > all of the world

Hello everyone!

Do you remember art with Wei Ying and his boy students? Yes, I decided to draw this topic again. I really really like this AU, at least because three (four, Wei Wuxian too) Souls survive in it. (Some kind of Jiang Cheng's nightmare ..).

So, I decided to do some magic and try to imagine Wei Wuxian's sect a little richer than it could be in the canon (well, let's dream and give money to poor A-Xian, for the maintenance of their children).

When I drew clothes for the characters, I didn't want to make them the same. I flipped through quite a lot of references, was inspired by the images from the doramas and probably adapted them to the style of 2d and Donghua after all. As for the images, I want to draw attention to the patterns on everyone's clothes. In them, I tried to make some kind of reference to the character or his story.

So A-Yuan has a pattern of clouds and sleeves with sun rays on his clothes, Wei Ying has lotus motifs on his belt and lapels. Besides, many people already know that I love the Jin clan theme, and that's why there are peonies on Xuanyu's clothes.

I wanted to somehow unite A-Qing and Xue Yang, after all, they are from the same arch. They have the motives of field herbs, Xue Yang has wormwood + a reference to his surname. In addition, the small pattern on his hanfu is small stylized candies.

P.S. my preferences may not coincide with yours.

P.P.S. This idea arose after the concept with Mo Xuanyu and Xue Yang in the outfit of lanling Jin.

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The Cultivation World: Demonic Cultivation is evil and disgusting. Who would ever practice such a wicked art?

Lan Sizhui:

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I still want to write the fic where an outsider has all these preconceptions about what the Force is and then goes into a room with a bunch of Jedi who are tearing into each other like bitchy old academics.

“Ooh, look at Master Structuralist over here with his ever-so-deep ‘everything is attachment actually’ reading”

“I don’t want to hear that from someone who calls every new opinion ‘new depths of their relationship with the Force’”

“The Jedi Order is a social construct–”

“Could you stuff the po-mo and pick up a book once in a while? These aren’t new ideas! You are not a pioneer because you asked one question!”

“I think you could all benefit on more reflection on how our rooting in the Force is actually deeply sexual–”

“If I have to hear one more word about lightsabers being penis envy you are going to be one with the Force immediately.”

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may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

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there’s no one correct interpretation of a book/film in fact there’s as many interpretations as there are readers/watchers however i think it’s important to point out that my interpretation is always a bit more correct

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ppl who don't get cats will try to argue that cats don't love you meanwhile cats will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead

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ARCANE | 1.07 / 1.09

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What have we done to each other, love?