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this guy is so pathetically down bad for annabeth chase

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rick riordan has his faults but he does know how to handle a main character who is like. supremely op. like yeah percy can make hurricanes with his mind but he'd rather go smoke weed with his girlfriend and his mom so he's not that big of a threat .

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I love all of these kids. They were cast perfectly

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I can't remember how much of this is implied canon or my own interpretation, but I fully believed that Chiron recognized Percy was a son of Poseidon from the fountain incident with Nancy Bobofit, knew that a child of the Big Three being claimed would be a total shit show, and simply chose not to say a word about it

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Season 1 Trivia | PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS

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Rick Riordan constantly trashing the movies for not sticking to his books then releasing a show in which he rewrites everything and loses the spirit of the books entirely

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Hc that Hermes created the Lin Manuel persona as a joke but Hamilton was wildly successful so he just kept it up and Apollo is FURIOUS that a) he’s overstepped into his domain and b) he’s so damn GOOD at it (much to the chagrin of literally everyone)

It’s like the dam cow thing all over again, but this time instead of stealing fifty of his cows Hermes stole his bit.

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Do you guys think Nico would yell "Mama Mia!" , if you break spaghetti in half

#im sorry im sleepy and this is the stupidest think i could think of

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also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

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i had a vision

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annabeth trying to dismantle a GOD's unbeatable machine because her fatal flaw is hubris and percy just knowing he was going to sit on the machine because his fatal flaw is loyalty THIS FUCKING WRITERS ROOM PLEASE SPARE ME

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Percy seeing an old satyr that is a completely different race than his best friend and saying with his whole chest “Man, Grover got really old” is the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IN THIS EPISODE FIGHT ME I AM RIGHT

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annabeth pickpocketing the god of thieves and percy defeating the god of war in battle… no one does it like them

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Yall have reached Swiftie level of delusion trying to find a single pixel of two Italian kids in a gambling hotel

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It isn't how it should be! It isn't!

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i love that we’re five episodes in and percy has already sacrificed himself twice, annabeth has also been prepared to sacrifice herself twice, a consensus song has been sang and multiple gods have tried to mansplain, manwhore and manslaughter their way through life but have only been manipulated by three children