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purgatorical · 16 minutes
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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign
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so i immediately inquired
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and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well
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anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it
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purgatorical · 1 hour
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purgatorical · 1 hour
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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
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purgatorical · 3 hours
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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
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purgatorical · 3 hours
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Honestly with how tumblr works, AI scraping on tumblr can only make the AI less effective, especially when it comes to text. Like... nobody uses proper grammar, nothing anyone says is true, saying things like 'throws you into a meat grinder' are standard professional greetings over here and we have a LONG track record of causing more pain than anything else to any company that dares invest in us.
Especially with Tumblr's malicious compliance and how everyone will now make a concerted effort to be as difficult as possible for the AI to work on.
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purgatorical · 3 hours
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As a character, franchise, concept. whatever,
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purgatorical · 4 hours
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I keep seeing arguments about this on tiktok so
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purgatorical · 17 hours
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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
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purgatorical · 17 hours
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So sad they were literally trying to escape
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purgatorical · 17 hours
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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
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purgatorical · 17 hours
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Okay, so, looks like Google Docs might actually start implementing their rule about not sharing explicit content. (This includes writing.) How in the ever loving fuck am I supposed to back up 1,000+ stories that equate to 3 million+ words into fucking Microsoft Word????? And efficiently, for that matter?! HELP.
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purgatorical · 17 hours
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i like thinking that laios would go crazy on birdwatching after the [SPOILERS] curse
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purgatorical · 20 hours
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harry du bois steps up to the lectern in front of the crowd. "as a lesbian...." he pauses, looks at kim questioningly. kim shakes his head imperceptibly. harry looks back at the audience "...supporter"
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purgatorical · 20 hours
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get him a ouppy!!!!!
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purgatorical · 20 hours
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GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM
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purgatorical · 1 day
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purgatorical · 2 days
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this stupid little beaver bitch
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