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[professionaljester]

every picture of arthur maxson i draw is the same

#abc shut it #my art #i am putting off watching the fallout show still #(also literally can’t bc i’m not paying for prime and currently have NO FLOOR IN MY OFFICE) #(SO MY PC IS STORE IN MY ROOM FOR THE NEXT WEEK LMAO) #(i ain’t opening the link my friend said me without an adblocker)

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the phrase ‘this is my first time being alive’ has done wonders for me recently. Yeah, I don’t know how to navigate this situation! It’s brand new to me and I’m learning on the fly, aren’t humans such wonderfully adaptive creatures?

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#camila

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oh i get it. it’s “i see you pee”

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Sees a piece of media has SungWon Cho in it: It's prozd! my friend prozd! we went to tumblr posts together

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on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them

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#me

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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

#me

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#me

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#that won’t work #they should know better than to think customers read

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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

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hey. why can i enable subliminal weight loss mantras in bejeweled 3

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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"