professionalbeard

[professionalbeard]

someone come shoot me fr fr fr fr

#clown award when.

[professionalbeard]

sometimes i forgot that i’m fr pretty then i have a good face day and i’m like damn i’m acc a pretty girl who would’ve thought

#need to start acting like it 🙄🙄🙄

[professionalbeard]

middle class americans are the funniest and stupidest people in the world

#and i feel bad for ordering out like once a week.

[professionalbeard]

i’m really never on here anymore i miss my tumblr girlies how are u all

#kisses kisses mwah mwah

[professionalbeard]

feeling very normal girl by sza today

#😐 #Spotify

[professionalbeard]

i need to quit my job so bad

[professionalbeard]

why isn’t there a way to make a post for mutuals only ☹️☹️

#i wanna post some of my fits but i don’t want any horny ass dms like last time

[professionalbeard]

crazy how people come up to me and speak arabic or be like u speak arabic right like idk what about me has changed but i never used to get this lmaooooooo

#white passing era has ended in my arab era lmaooo #i think it’s cuz i’m growing out my hair

[professionalbeard]

i need to start going to the gym so i could beat the shit out of this man

#bro why does he get on my nervessssssss annoying ass loser #wallah they’re making these men so sensitive these days he gets mad and starts acting bitchier than me

[professionalbeard]

i literally don’t get why these heartstopper kids only text each other through ig like it actually stresses me out

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when this guy was tryna get my number and i go no i have a bf and he’s like it’s ok we can be friends like bro why would i ever wanna be ur friend like why do men always have so much audacity

#it’s literally sickening

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goes hard i’m afraid

#i’m only on here to post spotify links lmaooo #Spotify

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every 3 days me and this man will get into an argument about the dumbest shit and i’ll cry for a solid 2 hours listening to lana and decide i’m done w him forever then he’ll text me and i’ll answer and i’ll get over all of it in 2 seconds truly in my floppest of eras

#what’s worse is when we get into big arguments and he decides to ignore me and i actually reach out to him like the clown that i am #and he’ll respond and we’ll never talk about it but like god he drives me crazy in the best and worst ways possible

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i feel like men shouldn’t have friends like it’s a feminine thing fr

#🙄😐

[professionalbeard]

i always loved the way they loved

#god i know

[professionalbeard]

in another life i would still wanna have a coke with you

[professionalbeard]

a tumblrina with a job is like a butterfly with her wings clipped

#real