they need to add two extra hours after ten pm where time doesn't pass so you can do some nice reading before bed
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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.
this is what happened to bilbo baggins
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It suddenly hit me I’ve become one of those boring adults who only know how to think about work and pretty much nothing else
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Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.
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adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation
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the thing about me is that i occasionally take it very personally
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i’m so sick of people today not understanding what halloween is REALLY about. it’s not about costumes or candy or partying with your friends. it’s about wei wuxian
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20231028
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just a girl in her 20s who’s sitting on the floor and contemplating things instead of doing something about them
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BMTH are a phase I never grew out of
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Jeff Satur served once again
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— Anaïs Nin, The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Vol. 7: 1966-1974
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