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prinzessinglitzerfee · 11 hours ago
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Booty shorts that say "vaccinated" on the ass
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 12 hours ago
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she gets it
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 14 hours ago
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If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:
- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course
- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison
- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries
- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open
- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track
- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 15 hours ago
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weekend plans
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 16 hours ago
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“i saw this and it reminded me of you” ok when do we get married
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 18 hours ago
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 19 hours ago
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every day i am percieved™️
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 20 hours ago
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ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 21 hours ago
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I like when an article thumbnail features a pic of a woman conductor, as it is the closest I will get to living in a world where newspapers write feel-good human-interest stories about a local witch who is proud to show off her new spell.
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 23 hours ago
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June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
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knuckle tats that say ‘MEOW MEOW’
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nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 2 days ago
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 2 days ago
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wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 2 days ago
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this is making me CRY
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 2 days ago
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 3 days ago
Didn’t you used to be 21?
sometimes things change anon i’m sorry 
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prinzessinglitzerfee · 3 days ago
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