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I have written literal essays in the comment section of fics I like. Love writing long comments!

ao3 comments will be like “i like this line of your fic” and my reply will be like “fantastic thank you here’s my entire thought process about how i ended up with that particular line and also an outline for another fic i have and fifteen resources i used to research 1980s politics” and nobody asked for that chill

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I am baffled at American Cheese...? The only ones that kinda look similar-ish are the Tillamook and Great Life ones.

Do American's not have Armstrong cheese?

Can my american mutuals and followers please show me a picture of what a brick of cheese looks like when you buy it down there? Apparently Canadian cheese is hella different and I wanna see the difference

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Hi. Im new there. These are my fanartworks about hp. Hope u enjoy them☺️

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The Simpsons: Helen Lovejoy

Helen Lovejoy is canonically a Trans woman.

Season 20

Episode 15

Time Stamp: 00.04.57

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"I want at least three." Regulus says it nonchalantly, like it's the most obvious thing in the entire world. "And a big house, because I am not raising my babies in an apartment, or the city. There has to be a huge backyard, because I want a garden, and I want trees so I can have a swing set. I'll tell everyone it's for the babies, but really, it's for Sirius and I."

The silence that follows is deafening, but Regulus remains unbothered, munching on the chocolate coins he had asked Sirius to get for him when he found out they were sneaking off earlier that night, eyes fixed on the book Mrs Bones sent him a few days ago.

Sirius sits up, abruptly, from his spot on Remus' lap, the muggle magazine he'd been chuckling about completely forgotten, eyes bugging out. "I'm sorry, what?" There's an hitch in his breath, like his voice is about to crack. Remus pushes his hair behind his ear, massaging his back comfortingly. "Reggie, what did you just say?"

"I want three kids. At the very least." He scrunches his nose up, considering. "If I have twins after the second child, I'm definitely going for five." He shrugs, like he's not one of the world's marvels. "Seven if, for some reason, I have a sixth one. Even numbers are weird and wrong, odd numbers are the way to go. I hope my partner will be on board with that." And then, because he wants James to ask for his hand right then and there, and he surely wants Sirius to cry, he adds. "And you're gonna have your own room, not just a guest room, 'rius, even though I'm sure we'll live close enough to each other that it won't be necessary."

"Am I in this picture?" Remus asks, still massaging Sirius' back.

Regulus rolls his eyes. "Well no shit, Lupin, you're gonna be married to my brother and sickeningly in love. Plus, I need you for my sanity, you're not allowed to ghost me, Peter is going to get me into all sorts of trouble if you're not there."

Peter looks between all of them, shoving popcorn in his mouth, utterly delighted by what's unfolding before him. James might actually lose his mind, and Remus is right, as usual, because he can kiss Regulus Black and he will kiss Regulus Black, as soon as he has the opportunity-

Sirius, predictably, bursts into tears.

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Harry growing his hair long because since he was a child, that was the only thing he could control: his hair was wild and free and Aunt Petunia could not cut it.

He liked his hair, it was thick and dark and he had control over it. So he decides to grow it out.

But Harry was never really good at planning ahead. By third year, it reaches his shoulders and he shyly takes Hermione to the side to ask her about proper hair care. Hermione frets about using conditioner (Harry does) and actually brushing it (Harry doesn’t) but she can only give him vague tips because while Harry’s hair is a mess of unruly locks, Hermione’s curls are tight and messy in a completely different way.

Hermione eventually comes back to him after some thorough research at the library and a round of questions to all the other girls and is able to handle Harry a neatly written list of products that would help keep his hair healthy.

When Harry stumbles into the dormitory with new bottles, Ron raises his eyebrow and asks him if he’s finally decided to take care of that bird nest. Harry nods and Ron smiles before asking him if he’d let Ron brush it. ‘You always look like you’d rather eat a pile of Hippogriff dung,’ Ron reasons and Harry barely hears it because his mind is going haywire. He asks Ron if he knows anything about hair care anyways and Ron laughs, reminding him of Ginny and that’s the day Harry finds out his best friend can tie up a mean french braid.

He thought that letting people touch his hair would be dreadful. Harry was so sure he would hate every second of it, but instead he finds it quite delightful. When Ron’s fingers run through his locks and when Hermione rests a hand on the back of Harry’s head, he can’t help but feel calm and content. It gets presumably bad when the feeling of contentment is replaced by a proper backflip inside his chest as Ron fixes one of Harry’s bangs behind his ear. Harry tries not to think about it.

When he meets Sirius for the first time, he has long hair too. It is nothing like his, Harry thinks. Sirius’ hair is worn and thin and damaged by years of neglect and malnutrition, but the way it falls over his shoulder feels like a telltale of what it once used to be. Glorious.

It takes a while for Sirius’ hair to start looking healthy again. When Harry used his bathroom at Grimmauld Place he finds the shower supplied with the same products he would keep in the Gryffindor Tower’s lavatories and he feels warm. Maybe he could ask Sirius about his hair routine.

One day during a summer Harry is spending at Grimmauld Place, Ron galaxies away, he makes his way to the armchair Sirius is sitting on in the living room. Brush in hand, he shyly asks Sirius if he would like to fix his hair up for him a bit and Sirius smirks before saying he can do much more than that. That’s the day Harry starts considering braiding hair flawlessly might just be a Pure-blood thing.

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As a happy member of the Harry Potter/ Any Slytherin club AND the Harry Potter angst with a happy ending club I disagree. But I also respect that sometimes ships just rub people the wrong way.

I hope Draco Malfoy suffers for the rest of his life and is never happy, while Harry gets to marry the jock of his choice and is happy forever, send tweet.

#I LOVE wizarding politics #and Slytherin politics #Like the intricacies are magnificent #I also love when fanon skews the politics to give deeper meaning #Like those fics where Tom has real meaningful goals that will better society #& Dumbledore is like yo I wanna be the ultimate chess player and rule everything from the shadows and be seen as the kind benevolent leader #And is threatened by how Tom is gaining public appeal so he tries to villainize Tom #And the DE's/ Knights of Walpurgis followed the Tom that wanted early intro to the wizarding world for muggle raised wizards and witches #and creature rights #and equal opportunities no matter blood or creature status #and proper education #and the right to practice and hold your religious beliefs #OR that dark magic/ wizards aren't bad and it's the intention that matters #But Dumbledore is like this is bad for me and will give me less power to indoctrinate children so he fucks with Tom #and I just love when the Slytherins that stand for Tom's fanon OG goals are with Harry #But ngl I love a good dark!Harry fic too #Where it is all the prejudiced BS that we see in canon and Harry just goes fuck it and joins in #Just goes down the villain route and has a bunch of prejudiced babies with whichever slytherin or death eater he is with #And because it's fiction and doesn't reflect the reader or writer's belief it doesn't have to have a deeper meaning if you enjoy it #Cause it's just a story and is meant to be entertaining #Not reflect your own moral and ethical beliefs #I have lost my train of thought #I meant to just be like Slytherins/ Harry Potter can be fun even if it isn't your cup of tea #Okay I'm done

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I saw this at like 3am, immediately started reading it and couldn't put it down until I finished.

Totally worth the sleep I missed and the fact that I will have a hard time paying attention in my 3 hour lecture later, cause holy hell what a story.

Ending made me cry, this is a masterpiece 😭😭

All of the talk about Dear Cousin, Love Regulus made me put everything down and I have decided reread it. Again. I like to imagine I’m seeing It through the eyes of a reader for the first time

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Tony moves to a nice little house in the suburbs after his divorce. It’s everything he wanted with Pepper: white picket fence, tight knit community, endless green lawns. Only now he lives there alone. Death by boredom is imminent.

And then there’s a knock on his door—the usual welcome wagon. Only when he opens the door to greet his new neighbors, it’s a young fresh-faced kid in his first year of college, home for the summer, staying right next door, and if you need anything Mr. Stark, feel free to come by

And suddenly Tony isn’t so bored

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King Charles and his … consort (abridged version)

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Do you.... do you want an ao3 invitation? Cause I can send you one? For like... fic insurance purposes?

Is it weird I use an ao3 account that doesn’t belong to me? I borrowed it from this girl and she said we could share but I only bookmark things every blue moon and she still uses it but we’re not even friends anymore. 

I even posted my only completely finished fic on there. ;_;

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These ones too 😂

So my latest obsession is apparently the official twitter for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is about half recall announcements for various shitty amazon products and half…..memes? pseudo-memes?? works of surrealist art??? what do i even call these

Whoever made these is either a random middle-aged government worker who’s spent enough time with Young Internet People to be at least 60% sure what a meme is or a Gen Z artistic genius and i can’t decide which

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I went looking for more, and found these jems 😂

So my latest obsession is apparently the official twitter for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is about half recall announcements for various shitty amazon products and half…..memes? pseudo-memes?? works of surrealist art??? what do i even call these

Whoever made these is either a random middle-aged government worker who’s spent enough time with Young Internet People to be at least 60% sure what a meme is or a Gen Z artistic genius and i can’t decide which

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This is so good!?!?!

Been thinking about camboy!Peter Parker, who never shows his face when he's live because he'd rather show off how good he is at taking the most outrageously large dildos. He loves showing the camera how his belly will bulge out a little if he's on one big enough. He loves giggling at his chat as it's flooded with tip notifications in the hundreds of dollars. All the stunned comments asking him how he does it. He says it's a lot of practice, but he keeps it a secret that it's because of his superpowers.

All the while, Peter is unaware that all the superpowered Avengers are addicted to his camming; Steve, Bucky, Thor, Bruce. They don't know it's him and he doesn't know it's them. But they never miss his lives because they're all thinking the same thing: here's a boy that could take me.

And when Tony finds out that all his coworkers are watching the same porn, he laughs and asks for the link. He wants to know what all the fuss is about.

But Tony knows right away whose voice that is, whose freckles those are, whose cute little laugh that is.

Needless to say, IronDaddy69 becomes Peter's biggest tipper. Even buys him gifts, all the sex toys on his wishlist and more; a star spangled Super Soldier vibrator, a Hulk sized dildo, a set of nipple clamps with small Thor's hammers as weights. He becomes notorious in Peter's chat, even gets called daddy by Peter himself.

Steve, Bucky, Bruce, and Thor think Tony is crazy for being so obvious. If only they knew what he knew, they would probably go a little crazy too.

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Prompt:

Omega Peter who was kidnapped and used in a hydra operation to carry new super soldiers. All artificially done. But he was able to escape they knew he was spiderman but didn'trealize his strength or how quickly the drugs wear off. It was a month later when he realized he was pregnant with a pup.

Maybe he goes to Tony for help and this is pre civil war( but age Peter up to atleast 17 if not 18) and Steve is around. Alpha Steve who smells a hint of home on Peter but doesn't know his story cause Tony wasn't explaining why young pregnant Peter was moving into the tower/compound.

Steve takes a shining to Peter and wants to be his Alpha. Once the girl is born, Rebecca, Steve takes her on as his own. Maybe Peter and him will have pups of their own later on. He is so happy at this family he formed.

But then Bucky is discovered, his Alpha mate. And thats when sides get picked. Tony is on Peter's, and Natasha while understanding the mate situation can't belive Steve would turn his back on the opportunity of having a family that he has made with Peter.

It's only when Bucky comes near Peter and the baby he realizes the pup is actually his. Which makes sense why he was drawn to Peter and the baby.

Lots of drama. Emotional. Jealously but in the end Alpha pair Steve and Bucky bond with Omega Peter, mother of Buckys pup and newly pregnant with Steve's; boy named Ben once born.

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The Simpsons: Helen Lovejoy

Helen Lovejoy is canonically a Trans woman.

Season 20

Episode 15

Time Stamp: 00.04.57

#The Simpsons #Canon #Helen Lovejoy is trans #Trans women