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"Sasuke's a 'bad Person'! Don't you get it?"

I keep seeing complaints levelled against Sasuke (when are they not?) that he isn’t nice; that Sakura’s the most harmless character in the manga (very debatable); and that the coup wasn’t justified because of so and so reasons. The dashing of dear Itachi’s wishes is another one of the “grave offences” Sasuke committed, because what is this fandom if not stuck in the perpetual quantum-loop of sucking his disease-rotted cock? It may rot away and get jammed in their gullets, a mouthful of hellish plums, but we’re never getting out of this, folks.

Here’s the simplest argument in favour of coup: in a military settlement, access to power is everything. You bar that, and you open the doors to hell. These aren’t even good intentions whose road is paved in hell; there are no good intentions, only roads paved in hell.

Why’s the concept of good even brought up? Is your concept of ethics so fucking wonky that you have to be grasped by the neck and made to listen that you say…is just very stupid? What good is there in these villages? No, let me ask this another way: what’s your definition of good? Either you like the character regardless of its moral proclivities (no harm, no foul, as I happen to like characters like Orochimaru, as well) and recognize that its ideology isn’t very moral; or you like a character and then start stepping backwards to justify as to why you like it. Two different things. The latter’s simply the most mentally unsound and vapid activity fandoms generally engage in. Are you projecting your own morality or something? You lot seem to come across as fairly impassioned about this. It might be time to self-reflect a little.

No, seriously, what good are we talking about? Is some sort of cancer research being conducted in these villages? Are they centres for refugees? Are they neutral grounds that uplift the poor and the down-trodden? Etc.? What? Last I checked, they’re in the habit of relocating their wars to extremely poor villages (Ame), which contain starving populations, in a bid to keep the losses at minimum (they literally blockaded Ame and starved its population to death; your “girl-boss” Tsunade was a part of that, so she isn’t good, either; and it’s perfectly fine to cut her down just for that); they practise, sanction, and allow slavery in their back-yard; desecration of people’s dead loved ones and necromancy were hobbies of one of their founding fathers, who, by the way, if your memory isn't totally fucked, started this whole "ultra-progressive turbo-nazi" military doctrine and candy-wrapped Bijuu-WMD race (Tobirama-wankers, rise up!, for he was one of the "good ones"); children are branded with marks (Caged Bird and Root Seals) that serve as torture-devices so that they don’t flee from villages and pay the price with their lives if they try to even rat out these fuckers; so on and so forth, and all that is state-sanctioned. Doesn't it make you feel warm and fuzzy inside, like you're a part of something "es-pah-shal"? I can go on. I’d ask again: what is your good? Care to share?

So let me put this into words that you lot can understand: it’s a fucking military village. Repeat after me: it’s a military village. Did you get it this time? You can repeat it the third time if you want; it might sink in. Who knows? (No body hold your breath; you might turn blue and die.) It’s “morally very wrong”, and you can insert hysterical and mouth-foaming reactions here, to try and destroy it/them? Turn traitor against the fucking military...cause? (I'm sorry, because I chuckled at the last bit, because how can any person in his right mind turn his back against this equal-rights-brigade, mokuton-hugging, and custard-rainbow utopia Marx and his commie-band perished wanking to? Amirite, guys?) Is it? Its destruction is part of the environment it has itself propagated. A hydra that eats its own tale. That’s what happens to all military juggernauts: they’re whittled down and then brutally dismantled. It’s a fact of life. A matter of military principle. A “what goes around comes around”, “he who lives by the sword dies by the sword”, “fuck around and find out when you run out of hot air and pomp”, and stuff like that. It’s nigh scientific as the apparatus, in the end, consumes itself. What a tragedy—or not? Are you new to this? Konoha didn’t want this? Then it shouldn’t have engaged in the aforementioned and then some.

Can’t risk world-war, all of which were a result of Leaf’s great foreign-policies and military aggressions, in the wake of “Uchiha coup” or what have you? It’s a military industrial complex, not a philanthropic venture. It only exists to spread its hegemony through violence. You block its progression via violence, and it’d be appropriate. The most appropriate art of war. So no, Sasuke wasn’t mean for attacking that war-criminal Bee. It’s the best strategy to take on the villages: use their own weapons against them. It’s not an issue of morality at all. What the fuck do I keep reading in this regard? You bellends can’t produce one coherent argument against this. Not even one. Bee's kidnapping was veeeerrrrry upsetting to you and your fee-fees that perpetually remain in the hospital? Bee’s a state-terrorist, a WMD; you take him out and you cripple Kiri. Who cares? It’s the right thing to do, given their propensity for jutsu-hoarding, military posturing, demanding the heads of slaves to save face after failed incursions, and kidnapping female children for Allah knows what (you can guess, and you'd be right), etc. We get it that you don’t like Sasuke, but it seems like you’re allergic to common-sense and basic intellectual-capacity, as well.

You change the leadership in Leaf or whatever and all is well? The rotatory system, which I’ve talked to death on here, doesn’t solve anything. Benign fascists are still fascists; and the trigger to make them skittish, bear their teeth, and turn violent is like a coin toss at the end of the day. Heads, we go back to status-quo. Tails, you get fucked hard, without a vaseline of law to cushion the buggery. No, the law is there to make the status-quo function, make sure that the “you get fucked!” never stops, either via showy benignity or precise brutality. It’s hard or soft power, but it’s power either way. You’d have to be a complete fool to believe in a system like this—or just not very literature, or, Allah forbid, both; take your pick.

Law exists as agreed on tenets of any social system; it has squat to do with morality, ethics, or good. So if that is your metric, then all the aforementioned moral failings shouldn’t be a concern to you, whether they’re done to some unfortunate fucker Leaf doesn’t find up to its standards or to itself. What seems to be the issue?

The only reason the villages exist is to make, engineer, and/or spread war. They've got no other purpose. Violence, blood shed, and conflict is their purpose. Wars are the nexus of their power. How do you stop war-mongering of the village that was constructed to do just that? That’s like suggesting that you can keep a man alive by cutting off its oxygen supply. It’s completely contradictory. You stop its means to create wars; you kill the village. It doesn’t matter how you do it (swift revolution or simply choking it out); you will end the village once you cut off its jugular vein that’s its military aggression. Really, am I taking crazy pills here? This needed to be spelled out?

Therefore, it’s fine for the coup to be bloody as Shinobi exist to revel in bloody wars. What the fuck are you people talking about? These aren’t Doctors without Borders; these are killers with the state's blessings to commit untold atrocities. Save me this “they’re innocent” mantra. What’s even your definition of innocent at this point? Shinobi-jacket on, evil? Jacket off, weeaboo plushie?

Christian redemptions are a product of your cultural notions that allow endless chances to war-criminals (do I even need to mention the “killing your people made our soldiers cry and shit themselves” meme?). None of us has to abide by them. Heck, the characters don’t, either. You mother fuckers project so hard that you create this scenario that “I wouldn’t do this if x, y, or z happened to me”. Who asked? Are you so important that your arse can be transported and venerated in another world, together with whatever harebrained crap you keep vomiting to pat yourself on the back? Unpack this. All of us will thank you.

Is this why you endorse niceties and peace rather than good and justice—the bedrock of neo-liberal politics that turn fascist real fucking fast? I mean, you lot learn politics through films, so it isn’t that far off. Harry-Potterism is practically your bread and butter to navigate the world and fight these "tense" moral-battles, erosion of rights, and endless wars at the polling booth. (Even IOF are utilising memes to the nth degree to get their point across, make their extended list of genocides just a little hipper, because they know that you're so brain-rotted on this deeeep content.) To change the fucking world, make it better, one poll at a time! Woohoo! Fuck, yeah! Put that guy/gal with a receding hairline and no moral-fiber who looks like me and talks like me at the Kage seat! It's what I always wanted! Sniffle-sniffle...

What is it at this point? Is it about being nice or about being good? It ain’t the latter. So why dress it up that way? Does that make your stance flattering? Your character, which exists to mooch off your daily, and very cheap, head-canons? You flattering? Your cheat-code to power-fantasies? Be honest.

Akatsuki are evil terrorists? Propagating militaristic motives and sounding like heroes doesn’t make anyone a hero. The whole Akatsuki argument sounds a lot like this: bomb the shit out of some country; create terrorist organisations for proxy wars; fight them when they wriggle out of line; and wow, we’re heroes now! How did you think Akatsuki made such a huge bank? They engaged in terrorist activities commissioned to them by the villages. (Orochimaru was hired by Suna for Konoha’s destruction.) What does that make these villages? Terrorist states? Why, yes. Does it hurt your feelings that your characters don’t have any moral grounds to stand on?

What about Sakura and her heart and pussy-aches at Sasuke’s hands (latter’s more about not occupying that ache)? Why’s she good, exactly? Tell me in simple words. I've already tackled this topic in-depth in The "Good Girls" of Naruto, but I'd bite. Is she helping society progress to a better version of itself, or is she helping it function efficiently? What kind of society is it? What good is she practising? Social good or personal good? It’s neither. The society isn’t fundamentally good, so any of her actions that contribute to its better functioning places her in a morally lower position, not a higher one. It’s odd that people even bring her reduced harm in relation to Sasuke’s, when her contribution to a military’s betterment is in and of itself a morally repugnant endeavour. She’s never helped any non-state actors. Not even once. Never out of the goodness of her heart. Sasuke, on the other hand, freed prisoners, civilians from poor villages. By comparison, she’s not kind. She’s nice, but being nice isn’t the same as being kind. Why do you people remain stuck in this middle-school phase? Where’s that character development, huh? Is it ever happening as this argument is fucking absurd. It’s so comical that I question the intelligence of anyone who makes it, because when you truly compare them, she fails even here. Miserably, in fact. Yet another of her long list of failures when she’s placed next to Sasuke.

As a minor aside: can you coomers stop comparing Kakashi to Sasuke? They’re not even remotely alike, nor are their tragedies; there’s nothing good about Kakashi, either; and his tragedies are not some sort of “I pissed myself in throes of agony” like you make it sound like, especially since, he chose to uphold the same system that tore his father and friends down; and no amount of your pathetic head-canons can fill any of his holes—pun intended. He chose the military over his father’s principles. His choice. Big fucking whoop! Am I supposed to feel something here? Oh wait, he’s ship-fodder for lonely soccer-mums, Snape-wives of Naruto-Fandom, who haven’t had that pump of charity-dick since last summer—perhaps longer; and Kakasaku is their only refuge. (If it's not that, then they're up on that Uchiha compensatory-dick to feel validated by and included into the domain of the humourlessly bastardized commie-feminism they keep screeching about.) My bad. And frankly, Kakashi’s like the bootleg, trailer-trash version of Sasuke; and deep down, even you know this. Mr. “I’m so sad that I hide my sadness behind a mask, bro! Get it?” mind-breaking originality. I’m, like, floored by this bumper-sticker wisdom-device! Aren’t you?

And then we have that dreadful Itachi bit. By Allah…his fandom's whole “he had no choice!” thing bothers me more than it should. It’s stupid. You know it’s stupid. Everyone does. He tortured his brother, for fuck’s sake (not once, but twice; he was a fucking adult the second time); and no body asked him to do that. Not even Danzo! In fact, you don’t have to be older to understand that that’s not right. It’s fucked. Itachi’s fucked. That’s all there’s to it. Now, I can bring it up that he never even stated that he was in the wrong for killing the entire clan (“perhaps you could’ve changed our parents”); but his jism has clogged everything on you (in you?) that could translate that into coherent thoughts. So why bother?

However, I’d say this as you lot like comparing yourself to Itachi and his deeply emotional and hard-edged tears and choices that give you the willies and character-motivations (to get ahead in life): if a goat escaped and ran to a baby in a tub, and it had a dynamite shoved up its (I’m talking about the goat; calm down) arse and its wick was sizzing to a shorter size by the second, what would you do? Shove your hand in the goat’s arsehole and pull the thing out and save your neighbourhood? Dump the baby with the bath water? Hug the goat and say, “it’s been real?” Tell us, because these "kwell-dude move-sets" are what “complex characters” are made of. You’re like Itachi already! Bless you!

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