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THE LAST OF US (2013)

#sobbing in ugly #tlou #I SWEAR THAT GAME AHSHSHSGSH #tagged in #(got really happy bc of the tag hehe)

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every kafka diary entry is like i am too wretched to ever marry (sabotages his own relationships) my health is in shambles (works at the asbestos factory) i need to be writing (goes to sleep)

#HIMST #THE BOI #aGAIN #grumpy eagle muppet #such a mood

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Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

#grumpy eagle muppet #what a wise boi that Kafka dude #erstmal ne Pappfigur basteln und n Nackentattoo gönnen #let’s go

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Everyone has at least 3 fics that were abandoned or put on hold years ago that you hope and pray will one day get an update

#oh dear yes #rip at those forgotten children

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#radiates serotonin

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Don't get sucked into the "if they really cared I wouldn't have to say something" spiral. No matter how close you are with someone, it's unfair to expect them to know things you haven't actually communicated.

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#aesthetic #flowers

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Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

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#second that #sadly #but at least the stories turn out to be really funny after awhile

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“If you have a problem with something, explain it rationally, calmly, articulately, and with patience so that other people will understand and take you seriously.”

[does so]

“Hmm. If you actually felt strongly about this, you wouldn’t be so soft-spoken, composed, and emotionally detached. You don’t look the least bit upset! Someone truly in distrsss would be screaming right now.”

[screams and cries]

“Oof, wow, melodramatic much? You’re clearly acting out because you want attention. Use your words next time if you want people to believe you.”

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im a barista so fuck it les amis coffee orders

enjolras: large americanos. also i think enjolras is an unbearable coffee snob and always takes the time to point out that starbucks macchiatos arent actually macchiatos and capitalism ruined coffee blah blah shut up dude

combeferre: he’s smart and sexy so he drinks london fogs. to all my london fog drinkers out there ur smart and sexy

courfeyrac: chai latte baby. coffee makes him shaky bc hes already so energetic. espresso is a big nono one time he was up for like forty hours bc of that shit

grantaire: ehhhh plain latte dude. no flavors or anything i think he’s kinda simple with coffee plus he can put alcohol in it its a win for us all!

jehan: flavored lattes. like hes the kind of weirdo that mixes vanilla lavender and caramel and procceeds to chug the entire thing in two minutes and it makes my stomach hurt thinking about it

feuilly: black drip coffee bc his grandpa brain cannot compute anything else. hes just doesnt get it you guys whats a cortado who did this

bahorel: bahorel likes mochas. no i will not explain.

joly: hot chocolate adult and we love that for him. shout out to hot chocolate adults yall are the best

bossuet: piggybacks on joly but also gets lattes when hes feeling spicy

marius: cannot pronounce anything on the menu and promptly cries while ordering like the baby he is (probably also americanos but with a fuck ton of sugar on the side)

#tag yourselves #i am just gonna mention that the last thing I drank yesterday: latte with liquor #there you go #it’s no surprise let’s be honest here

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i found a german restaurant that’s run by germans in virginia and they claim to have authentic Dönerkebabs. i’m waiting for my order to come so i’ll keep you posted if this 2 hour drive is worth it

#the excitement about Döner is so soft #makes me wanna grab one #WELL thanks for the inspo hehe #german tag

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"It seems to me that I am about to shoot a flower"

Enjolras past lives

#fanart #ohmygod #i love this