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uncontrollable laughter followed by the phrase "you're a dork" is the greatest thing you can ever hear.

you will not change my mind

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

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shoutout to the girls who talk too much. to the girls who get overly excited at the opportunity to speak to someone. to the girls who love too quick. to the girls who give all of themselves to everyone they meet. to the girls who are always scared of making a bad impression. to the girls who’s only dream is to have friends like the other girls. to the girls who will do anything to be good for people. to the girls who are scared they won’t ever receive the love they give out so eagerly. shoutout to the girls who are filled with love for everything around them, even though they’re scared of what it may bring. i love you. you are loved and will find the love you need. <3

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"the 'power of love' trope is such an overused and cliche gimmick" i do not care i will love it always and forever. love prevails and explodes the enemy

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My wife: Are you making a list of fonts?

Me: No, worse. I'm replicating the titles of video games but it's the fonts that they're in

My wife: What does that mean

Me: This

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i make a lot of posts to the tune of "you're allowed to be horny btw" because it's becoming increasingly clear that adults being sexual in (clearly marked and blockable!) spaces is being stamped out and made out to be evil both legislatively and in the moral zeitgeist, especially among younger folks. not even in the "wait to be a horny adult online when you're An Adult" way, just an ingrained puritanical outrage response to *anything* that isn't chaste wholesome perfect all-ages allowed. it's unnerving and scary.

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I haven't been able to stop thinking about this video for weeks, it's bewitched me body and soul.

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i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

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I think every film critic review needs a footnote called the “fun-o-meter” where they ignore everything they said in the previous paragraphs and have to answer objectively. put it on a scale. good good to bad good to bad good to bad bad. for example. did venom get a 30% on rotten tomatoes? yes. but watching sweaty tom hardy sit in a fish tank and eat a live lobster was VERY fun. some movies aren’t meant to win awards. they’re just meant to be a hoot n a holler

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

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my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that

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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is