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Ed Teach’s Ye Olde Wedding Pinterest Board

[ID: a piece of art meant to look like a spread in a journal. on the left page, there’s a torn piece of paper with the text of audre lorde’s poem “recreation,” with a note saying “I love you, sweet man -S.B.” written next to it. underneath the “I love you” is handwritten text reading “I’m gonna marry him SO hard” and “Ed Teach loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet loves Ed Teach,” and a drawing of a wedding cake and wedding rings and some scattered hearts. there is also a little drawing on a paper scrap of Ed as the little cake topper bride. on the right page, there’s a torn-out woodcut showing Ed and Stede getting married under a chuppah and a torn-out advertisement for a jeweller. there are some purple and white pressed flowers on the page, as well as a little handwritten note reading “SB+ET” inside a heart, handwritten text reading “Mr + Mr Bonnet-Teach” and “Ed Bonnet-Teach,” and notes to check out the jeweller for rings, as well as more scattered hearts.]

#this is PERFECTION #it's simultaneously giving me life and killing me #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #stedward

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Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.

#i love him #Harrison Ford

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#i wanted to be every lead character created by tamora pierce #as well as every member of the fellowship #tamora pierce #jrrt #jrr tolkien

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YOU hate JK Rowling!

#fuck yes i do #never thought I'd be able to rewrite a core personality trait that quickly but damn i did #fuck jkr

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gay sex wasn't legal in kansas until 2 years before supernatural started airing. just btw

#all major events should be connected to supernatural in some way how else are we supposed to remember historical dates?? #spn #supernatural

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Transparent pins taken from the Arquives' button collection!

#every single one of these is a fucking banger #queer pride

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"Don't you worry folks we took out all her teeth" rotating around in my brain on an endless loop

#bestie!!! #this song is living rent free in my mind!!! #ttpd #ts ttpd #taylor swift #tswift #otp: my shot of whisky my cup of tea

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Literally nothing will make me more evil than just being sort of overwhelmed by Noises

#yes!!! #or Textures

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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...so, someone on twitter (cough-cough, Ellmercury, cough) said something about Ed with braids and flowers and whatnot 💚

Can't remember

ANYWAY

Here's Ed with braids and flowers and some other stuff blooming on his neck, hehehe

#these are beautiful!!! #wedding hair Ed #disney princess Ed #i love him and this art so much #ofmd #our flag means death

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do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

#i miss my muchness constantly #in trying really hard to get it back and find ways to adapt it to my current needs #but like i miss my original muchness

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#love this #obsessed #get flattened conservatives

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“are you free on April 19th–”

NO.

#omggggg next week babes!!! #ttpd #tswift #taylor swift

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#no competition #childhood pets alive

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This is an anti-creampuff-ification of Stede Bonnet account. Yes, he is nice but Stede is also insane. He clearly has the eyes of a madman. The most fearsome pirate that ever lived is his soulmate and he regularly impresses this guy with how unhinged he can be. He reads bedtime stories to bloodthirsty pirates, among whom is one who openly talks about his cannibalistic inclinations. Another of his crew was raised by a murderous nun to be god’s perfect killing machine. This is Stede’s found family and he is perfectly aware of these facts about them. Stede ran himself through on Izzy Hand’s sword to win a duel and he smirked as he manipulated a bunch of poncy nobles into setting their own ship on fire. He felt completely at home in Spanish Jackie’s bar until they actively attacked him to get him to leave and he screamed FUCK at the top of his lungs while trying to find the right inspiration to scare the shit out of a bunch of Dutch merchants then SUCCEEDED at scaring the everloving shit out of Blackbeard accidentally in the process. His only notes on Blackbeard’s crew going on a murder spree to demonstrate how to capture a ship was to appreciate their gusto and the efficiency of not missing the chance to rip the gold teeth out of a dead man’s mouth.

And yes, this is the same man who thought making a turtle fight a crab was mean, because he has standards. Very, very unhinged standards. He is a walking contradiction of genteel upbringing and an unabashed craving for a violent life of crime, like a duck raised by chickens discovering the water. All in all, I find this very sexy of him and in the privacy of my brain I will be fighting to the death anyone who tries to morph him into a sweet inoffensive cinnamon bun who is too good for this world, too pure.

#for real though #like the best thing about stede is that his standards are fucked up!!! #he's completely unhinged! #ofmd #our flag means death

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so you know how ed wore his hair like this:

and we all took severe damage over how jaw-droppingly gorgeous he is?

and you know how stede never got to see him like that (in a healthy, happy way)?

may or may not have rectified that in a fic, and then some.

#honestly though he was so fucking delicious in these eps its devastating that he was is just a bad mental place #like absolutely gorgeous #OFMD #Our Flag Means Death

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Have a lovely weekend! And don’t forget that you are absolutely amazing 🥰

#such a cute little roach!!! #i love this #ofmd #our flag means death