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Leverage 2x15 - "The Maltese Falcon Job"
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pinkpeccary · 7 hours
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"would you fuck your clone" = boring, who cares, the answer says nothing about you other than whether or not you're your own type
"would you fuck MY clone" = unexpected, high potential to cause a lot of 'why would you fuck my clone and not me?' drama, reasonable question to ask if you're a mad scientist
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pinkpeccary · 20 hours
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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pinkpeccary · 2 days
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pinkpeccary · 3 days
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I'm wondering what the norm is about working on your birthday is. Plz reblog for more responses.
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pinkpeccary · 3 days
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Man senshi must be living his best life can you imagine if you were fucking around thinking about your favorite thing in the whole world, the thing you've dedicated your whole life to, and three dumbass schmucks stroll by like "damn I would LOVE to get into this very specific thing but I have no knowledge of it at all" and then you get to teach them all about it for days and they think you're so cool for being into that one thing you're into that your life revolves around. Then imagine the same situation but only one person of the three thought you were cool and that's senshi. Pretty good still I think.
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pinkpeccary · 3 days
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Just having some drinks at the local saloon.
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pinkpeccary · 3 days
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fuck personality tests reblog this with the position u sleep in and how u like ur eggs cooked
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pinkpeccary · 4 days
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but i don't want to relearn field theory!!!
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pinkpeccary · 4 days
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it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works
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pinkpeccary · 6 days
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predicted that start of week would be bad but really not expecting to still be recovering 4 days later
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pinkpeccary · 6 days
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just discovered spotify’s ‘daylist’ playlists and the names are so funny. pls reblog and put your daylist name in the tags !!!
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pinkpeccary · 7 days
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pinkpeccary · 7 days
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suddenly struck with thoughts about the devastating concept of Jason Todd
because he was good. because he had a bleeding heart despite every reason not to. he loved school and was good at it. he was the first to be adopted, with little pretense of guardianship. he did everything he could to be a perfect Robin and live up to an impossible ideal. he only ever wanted Bruce and Dick to like him.
because he met Bruce in the same place and on the same day that Bruce's parents died--the single defining moment of Batman's existence. and he made Batman laugh. he hit the Dark Knight, Terror of Gotham, with a tire iron. he wasn't afraid of the man who turned fear into a weapon.
because he couldn't save his mother from herself, but he tried. because he was too good not to try and save the woman who gave him up. too good to play the Joker's game. the crowbar didn't kill him, the bomb did. he died knowing he wouldn't make it and tried anyway. he died a hero.
because other Robins have died, but none of them put an irrevocable tear in the mythos of Batman. because Jason Todd always dies, in every universe. he dies for the sins of his father. he was put to death by popular vote, sacrificed by the crowd. doomed by the narrative and doomed by the audience. the boy who only ever tried to prove he was good enough--wasn't good enough.
because he has every reason to be angry. because he didn't ask to be murdered, didn't ask to be brought back, and when he did everyone acted like he was better off dead. Bruce tried to kill him and nearly succeeded. he's blamed for his own death and blamed for his resurrection. he can never come home because the house is haunted by his own ghost.
because he's been the hero, the victim, and the villain. because his family and his writers and his universe don't know what to make of him. they don't know how to look his tragedy in the eye. and how can you?
it hurts to look at the hero who cannot be good enough, the victim who will only ever be angry, the villain who can sometimes be right. the audience hates to feel complicit and, in this exceptional case, they are.
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pinkpeccary · 8 days
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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
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pinkpeccary · 8 days
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Alright lads you know the drill. Reblog this with how many of these artists you've heard of.
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I got 24 which is an improvement from last year. 25 if you count the Chicago Philharmonic.
#16
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