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MK: Everyone keeps acting like I'm not handling everything okay but I am!

Mei: MK, you cried for like 15 minutes after stepping on a bug yesterday.

MK: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Mei: ...It was a bug.

MK: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and it's all my fault!

Mei:

MK: ...

Mei: ...MK...

MK: Stop looking at me like that!

#source: tumblr #mk #lmk mk #mei #lmk mei #long xiaojiao #monkie kid #qi xiaotian

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Mei: Y'know, Shifu was right. I have been working on thinking before I act.

Mei: So if I beat the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.<3

#source: tumblr #lmk mei #mei #long xiaojiao #lmk spoilers #lego monkie kid spoilers #monkie kid season 4 spoilers

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Dumbest scar stories

Sandy: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Mr. Tang: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg.

Mei: I have a piece of graphite in my hand from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Pigsy: I was preparing noodles and spilled the bowl on my hand.

Red Son: I faceplanted on a rock as a kid.

MK:

MK: I have emotional scars.

#source: tumblr #mk #lmk mk #mei #lmk mei #pigsy #lmk pigsy #sandy #lmk sandy #mr. tang #lmk tang #qi xiaotian #long xiaojiao #monkie kid #red son #lmk red son

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💀😃

#the mayor #lmk mayor #mystic mayor #lmk lady bone demon #lady bond demon #monkie kid #source: tumblr #hey sorry. i ship your gayboy with a woman. yeah his boss. yeah its in a complicated way. you wouldnt get it. yeah hes still gay. sorry

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Having a great time, right fellas

#lmk spoilers #lego monkie kid spoilers #monkie kid spoilers #season 4 spoilers #monkie kid #source: tumblr #mk #lmk mk #mr. tang #lmk tang #azure lion #lmk azure lion #jade emperor #lmk jade emperor #six eared macaque #6 eared macaque #lmk macaque #qi xiaotian #monkie kid season 4 spoilers

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Sandy: How're you doing, MK?

MK: Please don’t make me think about my life.

#source: tumblr #sandy #lmk sandy #mk #lmk mk #qi xiaotian #monkie kid

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MK: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere, and you’re forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job. what if i wanted to be a duck? nobody asked me if i wanted to be a duck

Pigsy:

Pigsy: do you want to be a duck, kid?

MK, tearing up: yeah

#source: tumblr #mk #lmk mk #qi xiaotian #pigsy #lmk pigsy #monkie kid

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MK: Weatherboy (derogatory).

Red Son: What the fuck does that even mean?

Mei: Wouldn't you like to know, Weatherboy.

#source: tumblr #mk #red son #mei #lmk mei #lmk red son #qi xiaotian #long xiaojiao #lmk mk #monkie kid

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Pigsy: Do you think MK has been... doing okay lately?

MK, running after a garbage truck: COME BACK! YOU FORGOT ME!

Sun Wukong: Yep. He seems pretty normal.

#source: tumblr #mk #qi xiaotian #lmk mk #lmk pigsy #pigsy #sun wukong #lmk monkey king #monkey king #monkie kid

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Red Son: Learn to be responsible for the consequences of your childish pranks.

Mei: With great cuteness comes zero responsibility. That's the motto I live by.

#source: tumblr #lmk red son #red son #lmk mei #mei #long xiaojiao #monkie kid

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Red Son: what's your type??

MK: lol i haven't really thought about it, not my focu-

Red Son, desperately, as MK bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE???

MK: oh. B positive

Red Son, bursting into flames: DON'T TELL ME TO BE POSITIVE, JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

MK:

#red son #lmk red son #mk #lmk mk #qi xiaotian #monkie kid #old gold

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Mr. Tang: "Person of interest" is just too flattering, frankly.

Mr. Tang: If the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

#mr. tang #lmk tang #monkie kid #source: tumblr

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I hate to say it, that it took 4 seasons to get here, with a blog named after him, and how guy he is

I think pigsy has finally reached favorite guy status

#nothinf specifically with s4 but this was a time coming #but its the dad guy <3 #not a textpost #god what was my talking tag #uh #mike mutters #whatever you guys get my name I'm messing with

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MK: Why did you kill all of these people??

Mayor: I'm an extrovert. Next question.

#lmk mk #mk #qi xiaotian #lmk the mayor #mystic mayor #the mayor #monkie kid #source: tumblr

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Mei: a lesbian was flirting with me and she found out that I'm trans and it didn't bother her at all.

Mei: then she found out I'm a streamer and she straight up said "I'm sorry, I can't do this."

#mei #lmk mei #long xiaojiao #monkie kid #source: tumblr #sorry

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Mei: sooo, you seeing anyone?

Red Son: H-Huh?? No, why?

Mei: You should really see a therapist

#lmk mei #mei #long xiaojiao #lmk red son #red son #monkie kid #source: tumblr