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i love dominant men but at the same time if a man tells me what to do i’ll bodyslam him

#wanting to be degraded #but the minute someone talks down to me i get angry #little old predicky for a person like me

[piecksz]

i jus read the artist armin fic and i jus wanted to say that was one of the most back arching , toe curling , leg shaking fics i hav ever read ty for ur service i wish thousands of bitches on u 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

omggg thank you thats such a big compliment i’m glad you liked it!! 🖤🖤 i kindly accept your wish and claim thousands of bitches onto myself

#they’ll be at my door any minute now #ree-mail

[piecksz]

Yo when you gonna update dirty money? 😢🥺

i’m working on it right now i promise :( sorry i’ve been so shit with the updates i’ve been going through a terrible patch of writers block but i put a progress update in my navi so you guys aren’t completely left in the dark about the next update

#dm asks ♥︎ #i was talking to cass #and i was like #no way it’s almost been a year since the last update #i’m actually a cunt for that #it’s coming i promise #i’ve literally made a vow to myself #that i’m not gonna post anything else until i get those two updates out #ree-mail

[piecksz]

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

#fireworks by ateez #AND #switch on by anna tsuchiya (my god) #literally don’t look at me

[piecksz]

ree<3 i just want to say that i really appreciate all the effort you put into writing and keeping your readers in mind. specially when you ask us what we want next or when you give us a heads up of what's next, we don't deserve you 👉👈

THIS IS SO SWEET DONT MAKE ME CRY PLS i love you i love you i love you cmere let me kiss your forehead

#🖤 #this made me so happy #aww i’m a puddle rn #mwah #ree-mail

[piecksz]

wait!!!!!! are u comfy showing ur eren tattoo!!!!

YEAH i’ll think abt it!! just for safety reasons bc i was like holy shit i feel like it’s super easy to identify someone by their tattoos HFHFBBFFBBF but i have to wait for it to heal anyways bc he’s looking rough

#the gworl with the eren tattoo #i just took off my saniderm today and it’s like peeling #not to be gross #but i feel like a reptile #you can take bagsyy’s word for it tho she saw it’s debut #ree-mail

[piecksz]

ree baby, your masterlist isn’t in your pinned post 😔

AM I DUMB ACTUALLY NDNDBDBBDBF DONT EVER ASK ME TO MAKE A PINNED EVER

#there i fixed it #thank you for letting me know omg #seraph c: #ree-mail

[piecksz]

7th Heaven

summary: A smoke session with your friend Draken turns into something a little more pleasurable.

word count: 4k (get me out of here.)

warnings n’ tags: pwp, smut, friends to fwb?, drugs (weed), brief mention of spit/saliva (for dry mouth), shotgunning, afab!reader, no pronouns, no pet names (he calls you pretty though), Draken actually uses a condom, cursing, sub!reader

a/n: this is my first ken fic and i haven’t smoked in like 3yrs go easy on me pls. thank u @aces-high​ and @cryptred​ for allowing me to cry about this man everyday and also thank u @bokuroskitten​ for beta reading! 

other media: stoner!draken playlist (Spotify) | sloppy banner edit by me.

minors dni - you will be blocked

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It’s a Friday afternoon, and the sun casts an orange tint over painted pavement when you call Draken. It’s something like a routine: giving him a call after you’ve left your job. Especially on days like today–work was rough, but it’s the start of the weekend, so you’d rather not spend an extra second thinking about it.

Small groups of children race past with school supplies jingling in their backpacks. Tranquil giggles and cackles echo through the afternoon breeze while the phone rings by your ear. It rings for a while, and you can picture him scrambling through a dirty toolbox in the garage of his bike shop. Searching for the alarm-type ringtone that you assigned for your own contact months ago. He claimed that he hated the sound, but you’re willing to bet he hasn’t switched it, and that puts a cheery grin on your face. 

You can hear the constant clatter of metal when the call connects. You assume he has the phone tucked in his shoulder by the way he greets you. 

“Hey,” He mumbles, followed by a grunt and a squeak from afar. More tools clank from behind him, muted, along with echoed calls and commands from the other mechanics he works with.

He’s not much of a conversationalist, so you make it short.

“Hey. Come over when you’re done?” 

Keep reading

#i’m not even kidding like #this is one of the best works i’ve ever read #NO REALLY BC #IM GOING TO BITE A BOULDER #THIS WAS SO GOOD #i’m literally going off my antidepressants so i can smoke again #:D #this cured me i think #reereads

[piecksz]

the tags on your new post with the eren fanart scares me

i’m sorry but at the end of the day all i can do is be unapologetically me

#they will try to silence me #but it won’t work #i’m actually on my second tiktok strike #for leaving inappropriate comments under fanart videos #ree-mail

[piecksz]

⬆️What’s UP ⬆️ my sexy 🔥 sickening💃🏿 and slutty 👅 servants🙏🏿 of the ☀️👵🏽LORD👵🏽☀️, it’s the 1st day of the LENTEN season🗓 which means it’s 🍆😘😲🤤SMASH WEDNESDAY 🍆😘😲🤤 otherwise known as 🛐 ASH Wednesday 🛐 . It’s time for all my Catholickers📿, Anglicunts⛪️, Methodicks♰, Presbitchterians🙏🏿 and Hoe-man Catholics👴🏻 to line up and kneel 🤤 before our sacred 👴🏻Daddy👴🏻 and beg 🍆 PLEASE, DADDY 🍆 to be 💦😝ceremonially marked💦😝with a ✝️cross✝️ and be reminded of their nasty 😈sinfulness 😈 and their sexy🤸🏿‍♂️ mortal 👯bodies🤽🏼‍♂️. Yes MAMA💃🏿 you are risen from the dust, but the REAL GAG is that to the dust you shall return ♋️! 🍆😘😲😜GASH Wednesday🍆😘😲😜 marks the beginning of the Lenten Season so let us pray🙏🏿. Dear ☀️👴🏻Heavenly Daddy☀️👴🏻 teach📏👨🏽‍🏫 my sinner😈 heart how to repent, help me deny my pleasures🛑🤤🌬 and prepare for the resurrection of the body of Christ so that he may RISE 🍆⬆️ and I may accept him😲🌮. 🙏🏿👄 AMAN ! ! ! 👄🙏🏿

IM SORRY I USUALLY HATE THESE SO MUCH BUT THIS MADE ME LAUGH JDHDHDHDHDHDHHD LIKE THIS IS THE ONLY FUNNY ONE IVE SEEN

IN JESUS’ NAME WE PRAY AMEN!!

#send this to your family gc #or your youth group #ree-mail

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things would be much better if cishet men would read fanfic and erotica written by women n queer ppl instead of watching porn 24/7 and developing crippling porn addictions 💀

THATS ALL IM SAYING!! but they never will because that would require them to use their brains that have been out of order for the past two decades

#like #are we sure there was no one else in the garden of eden? #perhaps adam eve and ashley? #bc there’s no way men are meant to be counterparts for women #no way #ree-mail

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when me and a hot 6ft eren lookalike are about to hook up and then he sees my eren tattoo

#me: i know u think i only want to fuck u bc u look like eren and yeah i do #i’m so happy my tattoo artist did such a good jawbbb ): #reeisthinking

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growing pains

pairing: levi ackerman x gn!reader

warnings: none

wc: 600+

you and levi are confronted with the fact that your daughter won’t be little forever.

a/n: thank u to my wife @piecksz for being the best beta<3 if there are any typos it’s her fault. anyways ree please let me in it’s cold outside

If Levi Ackerman has any notion of what love is, it’s because of you.

Perhaps love was a quiet Sunday morning, the only souls awake chirping outside of your bedroom window, disturbing the otherwise quiet state. Golden rays of sunlight filtered through the blinds, illuminating the particles in the air.

Keep reading

#CASS LEMONY SNICKET ERA #THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PIECES #i usually don’t care for fluff but this makes my heart so warm #reereads

[piecksz]

“i got a question for you. mass murderer son or thot daughter?”

#pls subscribe to connie on yt #1 mil subs and he’ll post a cheating on my gf prank video #reeisthinking

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hot take. one of the key factors to why the concept of fanfiction is laughed at is because of misogyny and homophobia. 

most people people who engage in fanfiction are women and gay people. society has always made fun of things loves by these individuals. 

#i genuinely believe that if straight cis men read fanfiction they would be less animalistic and primal #like they have a lot of evolving to do #yes they do

[piecksz]

if capitalism didn’t exist what would your dream job be. btw if you say something like ‘engineer’ i’ll kill you

#laying in bed

[piecksz]

i’m literally about to jizz

creds

#like i don’t even know what to say #my dick is erect