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Hello guys. The things that hit me about two weeks ago are done, thankfully, and I’m getting back into the grove of normal things. Unfortunately I’m not coming back here just yet; I just don’t have the drive.

#[ooc tag tba] #[tbd]

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Letting you guys know that things on here will be dead silent for at least the next two weeks. Had some stuff happen last night that’s both robbed my ability to be able to do things here, and is taking priority over it as well.

#[ooc tag tba] #My hands have gotten better #But I had a serious incident last night and it caused a lot of stuff #Unless you already have my discord or the like #For once I will ask that you not try sending me anything #I don't want to talk about it with anyone aside from my girlfriend and maybe a few close friends of mine #I will see you guys later

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“ And it’s things like that which make me treat that particular day of the week like groundhog day. “

#[silas tag tba] #[dash commentary tag tba] #I am just popping on to share this bit #I shall return to my hidey hole now #Still have stuff to deal with

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Muse Preferences!

Animal: Wolverines. ‘Nuff said.

Flower: Pheasant’s Eye (Adonis).

Scent:   Either crisp mountain air, or a forest immediately after raining.

Coffee:  Straight black and anywhere from 8 to 10 scoops most of the time. The bite that comes along with it is really what he’s looking for, considering he doesn’t actually need coffee in the slightest.

Tea:   He isn’t an overly big fan of tea, being perfectly honest. That aside, depending on the situation he may very well drink whatever he is given or he will just dismiss it outright. It all really does depend.

Drink:  Either coffee or booze-- or perhaps a mix of the two. He’s torn between either something that packs a serious bite or will cause him actual body damage.

Alcoholic beverage:   A gnarly homemade concoction using 190 proof Everclear, alongside several other similarly high proof alcohols. Not for the faint of heart-- Or mortal, for that matter. Shit causes serious internal damage.

Food (savory):  He can’t really explain why, but he is a large fan of a recipe for a stew or soup that he has had with him since the beginning.

Dessert: He isn’t overly picky when it comes to desert honestly. Pretty much all are fine in his eyes.

Article of Clothing:  Black, closed-finger palm gloves.

Candy: Dark chocolate espresso beans.

Left or right handed: Right handed.

Sloppy or neat writing?: Surprisingly neat for one who spent a lengthy period of time doing nothing but hanging around a wall for as long as he did. I refuse to retract that pun, and no one can make me. But seriously, it is pretty good.

Clean or messy home?:  This depends... when he is actually away from his real home and staying in temporary places, he is very clean (partially due to the fact that he seldom actually does much in them that would cause a mess). As for his actual home, it is also decently clean-- or at least as clean as one could expect from a location that is made of a heavily damaged ruin.

Shower in morning or night?:  Night. Nothing beats an ice cold shower before stepping outside to take in the peace of night.

Tasks done early or last minute?:  Either or. Things always get done sooner or later when he sets out to do them (which is very frequent), so it honestly doesn’t matter much.

Love language?:    Primarily protectiveness. The man has lost everything several times, so he isn’t about to let it happen to him any more; anything that tries pays the price.

Believe in love at first sight?:   He personally doesn’t, but with the way things went with Zhen... Yeah.

Tagged by:   @serpentsexile​

Tagging:  steal it from me

#[ooc tag tba] #[dash meme tba] #[silas tag tba]

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I thought that I was good to go to start making my way back after my issues with my hand. Apparently I was VERY wrong.

#[ooc tag tba] #[tbd] #I'm not gonna talk about it on here #But fucking hell

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He is really not a fan of having that onto his arm-- or her sitting there and trying to squeeze his arm against her chest like this.

#[silas tag tba] #[discord commentary] #No #No context will be given #Now pardon me while I disappear

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@serpentsexile replied to your post “Hannibal Prompts @serpentsexile​ asked: “  “When...”:

😐 He's gonna bite you

“ Huh. Most would at least wait until something was dead first. “

#[silas tag tba] #serpentsexile #SIR I SWEAR TO YOUR DEAD GODS

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Hannibal Prompts @serpentsexile​ asked: “  “When feasible, one should eat the rude.”  (come here Silas...... Envy wants to see you) “

“ ............ “

Being blunt, he wasn’t entirely sure how to immediately react to hearing this. It wasn’t often that he heard... well anyone speak in such a manner. Though for better or worse it was painfully clear just what this one was referring to-- and the mere fact that they would speak about it quite so openly was concerning. Then again, with the feelings he got from them that wasn’t quite so as it would have been if it had come from someone else.

“ Maybe, “ Not exactly an orthodox response, that much is for certain. “ but one should really be careful of what they attempted to sink their teeth into. Some things will... bite back. Or worse. “

Then comes a pause, with a clear tension.

“ ... But that is just a friendly piece of advice. “ No. No, that was far from friendly-- and he had no doubts that this one would know that. He didn’t like them in the slightest... or to be exact, the feeling he got from them. Time would tell if their actions themselves would prove otherwise to him; though admittedly he didn’t have any hopes towards that end.

#[ask tag tba] #[silas tag tba] #serpentsexile

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Send 🌼 if I come off as friendly and approachable or send🍒 if I come off as intimidating

#[inbox meme tag tba] #[queue]

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𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the TV show “Hannibal”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary) TW: murder mention, cannibalism mention

“Just keep it professional.”

“I don’t find you that interesting.”

“God’s terrific.”

“I feel like I’ve dragged you into my world.”

“So maybe I’m not supposed to be in a relationship.”

“Word of advice: it’s easier just to kill ‘em.”

“Yeah, well, we all want things that we can’t have.”

“Well, thank God for small favors.”

“How many people have you killed?”

“Are you going to kill me?”

“You’re not my friend.”

“I never feel guilty eating anything.”

“What exactly am I guilty of?”

“I’m quite the topic of conversation in psychiatric circles.”

“Is something wrong?”

“Oh you’re in trouble, [name].”

“Why did you want to talk to me?”

“He’s not looking for redemption, but revenge.”

“My compliments to the chef.”

“Oh, you think I’m in control?”

“How would killing me make you feel?”

“Where shall we begin?”

“A life without regret would be no life at all.”

“When feasible, one should eat the rude.”

“When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes running. But not to help.”

“Walk away, I’ll make no plans to call on you, but if you stay, I will kill you.”

“It’s not that kind of party.”

“Do you believe in God?”

“Nice to hear your voice.”

“You and I have begun to blur.”

“Atta girl.”

“I find the trout to be a very Nietzscheian fish.”

“Play with your food, you give it the opportunity to bite back.”

“Congratulations, [name]- you’re officially insane.”

“What a cunning boy you are.”

#[inbox meme tag tba]

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#[ooc tag tba] #Peers at my dash #Slides back off to discord

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Just popping on to say that I may or may not have reset the “timer” on things with my hand. But what can I do, shit needs to get done.

#[ooc tag tba] #[tbd] #If half of the comments I've had to put up with this week mean anything #And god knows I'm the only one who is going to do it in my house #I'm also not feeling well #Could be something I ate #Could be a snake that managed to bite me while I was down in the yard with the mower #Doesn't really matter too much to me in the end though #And while I doubt anyone will in the immediate future #I shall be around elsewhere #So feel free to kick me if you do

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Okay yeah, things are coming to a 100% stop here for the time being. I’ve messed up my hand with a piece of shit lawnmower and for the past two weeks it has been FAR from the most comfortable thing to move around. Until I’ve got that fixed I’m gonna strictly be on discord.

#[ooc tag tba] #[tbd] #I have three swollen knuckles that have been swollen the entire two weeks #Pretty sure I either bruised or cracked them #And a few of the blisters I got on it STILL have yet to heal #It hurts like hell and I am done forcing myself to do a lot of things #Considering this is my DOMINANT hand

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“ Things have grown rather... noisy as of late. “

#[guest muse] #[queue] #Runi please

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Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

#[inbox meme tag tba]

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Think I’m just gonna try tracking down a meme to yeet on here and call it good for the day. Temperature spiked on me while I was doing stuff outside, and I’m feeling too drained to do much else.

#[ooc tag tba] #[tbd] #I feel tired #And I feel a little ill #But the latter there is likely just because I haven't managed to eat anything just yet today #But anywho if anyone needs me you know where you can reach me

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Pains me that I don’t have any icons of his fc anymore, but a certain someone that a few people might remember was making some noises earlier

#[ooc tag tba] #[tbd] #I found my old blogs #Nuff said