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every morning i go out onto the farm and ring a gong at the perfect resonant frequency of one of my pigs, causing it to disassemble into perfectly cooked breakfast meats

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The U.S. will use its veto power against a Palestinian bid to be recognized as a member state of the United Nations during a vote at the Security Council expected to take place Thursday evening. Vedant Patel, principal deputy spokesperson for the State Department, described as premature an effort by the Palestinian Authority (PA) to gain member status at the U.N. He said there was not unanimity among the Security Council’s 15 members that the Palestinian Authority had met the criteria for membership, with unresolved questions over the governance of the Gaza Strip, where Israel is in a war to defeat and eliminate the controlling power, Hamas. “And for that reason, the United States is voting no on this proposed Security Council resolution,” Patel said.

Earlier it was revealed that the United States was secretly pressuring other members of the Security Council to shoot down a Palestinian state membership so the US wouldn't have to use its veto as that would lead to a wave of local and international criticism for Joe Biden.

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I think a cocaine addiction is more ethical than owning four homes in the new york metro area.

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Queen of Going To The Store

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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What I *want* out of not caring about social conventions and power games is to embarrass people who are trying to win them. Like Step 1. is not having to deal with #drama and Step 2. is automatically winning all #drama because the most embarrassing thing ever is caring deeply about something no one else cares about.

#this only works if people are embarrassed about what they care about #which may just be a me being autistic thing that i assume everyone thinks. #most people havent cared about what i care about and its been embarrassing

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#snake #snakes

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learning that it's been five years since the magicians season 4 hate crime finale just made all of the hair on my head turn gray and my skin became sunken and lifeless. so much time has passed and yet the hurt of that event is so fresh in my mind like an open wound

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People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.

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i think itd be nice to be a goat or satyr. id love to eat an aluminum can someday

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So I just finished House

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bonus: grantgo

mere hours before "bingo" was scheduled to shoot, brennan subbed in for grant. an american hero. (posted with both grant and brennan’s permission.)