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messed with perspective 😫

#here have me <3 #ill give some traditional art when i get home on saturday bc thats way better #my art

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Sura: yeah no I was very close to asking my mom if I can stay home today bc of the school threats

Sura: oh yeah did you study for the test

Irina: I like how you switched from fearing for your life to fearing for your grade

Sura: it's the same thing

#my ocs #source: friend's group chat :b

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Kolombien: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Doch: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Kolombien: That one. I want that one.

#i derinitely did not spend a time on a generator nonno no

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wake up new ch blog pfp dropped

#countryhumans #ch america

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changing nada's name to candie 😘

#my ocs

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Tag the OC who's name has changed the most since you thought of them

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#henri his name has changed once

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nothing like finding out you were kidnapped and sold to your abusive step father at three and your actual father, right after finding out about your dissappearence, getting stuck in a marriage with an extremely toxic woman and pressured and forced to produce a child to further entrap him in the marriage, orchestrated by your aunt who you didn't even know existed, ALL to spite your mother who was driven out of the continent by said aunt

#also your newfound uncle is actually your half brother i dont make the rules 😗👍 #mento romare #my ocs #hello this is sacramento *pepsi edition* and this is disney channel

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just remembered the gloves part

so BASICALLY since some countries can't afford the painting procedure (to be specific, it costs about their average military budget since they were created. if the country doesn't reach that average for a certain number of years, then they are deemed "not able to afford painting") they wear gloves instead, covering it up with a "it looks cool" kinda response

hc: all countries have literal blood on their hands. it's there to remind the country of the shit they've done

#countryhumans #self reblog #blood tw

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We’re no strangers to loss You know the pattern, and so do I…

#yk what this deserves to be on the oc blog idc

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frankie: my diamond earring fell off in the ocean and now it's gone *sobbing*

germs: people are dying

#my ocs #incorrect quotes

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to add onto this WHILE I'm still here

some countries, like the superpowers, have paid to have their hands painted to

1. cover the blood, obviously

2. resemble their hands when they were "spotless" (no crimes, no atrocities committed; basically only found in brand new countries).

and the price of getting painted costs about the amount of their military budget bc I said so

hc: all countries have literal blood on their hands. it's there to remind the country of the shit they've done

#OH and the UN is the only one who knows that said countries have their hands painted #countryhumans

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yk what nyc always has a backwards hat because manHATtan and it has the symbol of a crown on it bc QUEENS

#i still think this is the smartest thing ive ever made up

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changed this blogs pfp

#i thought it best since this is my persona #announcement

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belgium owns a tiktok account 😌

#no reason I just think it'd be something they've had #countryhumans #ch belgium

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hey wanna terribly made family tree

#ill probably update regularly #but STILL #family tree #romare family #my ocs

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FUCK I FORGOT SLOWAKEI-

#*sobs cutely* #not a vent #she has like a whole ass branch that includes like 2 hwhole ass people :crying_emoji:

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ive decided that the hispanic family will be named the santiago family :D

#nice ring to it