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patton-ly-absurd · 9 hours
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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
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Shamelessly stolen off facebook
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And transmasc version I made because it's scarily accurate
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patton-ly-absurd · 8 days
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i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke
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patton-ly-absurd · 8 days
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Not people saying “Fandom has always been like this” in that vent post I made. No. It hasn’t always been like this. Fandom has NEVER been like this until recently and if you were in fandom pre-tumblr purge, pre-twitter, pre-netflix boom, pre-tiktok….then you would fucking know it was nothing like this.
We still had the drive to create. We still sold prints and charms and made zines…but it was never like this.
The introduction of streaming, binge shows that drop all at once, tiktok and vine RIP i still love u vine but you were the beginning of a particularly ugly era) creating this bite sized, quick paced ‘content’ era of creation and it bled out into fucking everything else.
Fandoms didn’t die down when the show ended or the season was over. You didn’t mass unfollow artist, writers or moots just because they changed fandoms. There wasn’t this need to please the algorithm in order for your posts to get seen by people and enjoyed.
Fandoms used to last YEARS. Star Trek is literally the oldest running fandom out there and you got people in there that could care less about the new stuff and still have been happily prancing through their fucking fifty year old fandom today. Hell, even SPN after all it’s fuckups and shitshows has a dedicated fanbase STILL creating tons of art and fic.
There is no patience anymore. No calm feeling of taking in fandom and friends at a pace that which doesn’t make you stressed and is still fun.
Do I blame fandom for this? Of course not, but people are complacent with it and start changing their vocab to accommodate and end up making the situation so deep it cant be fixed.
We call Art & Fic Content now, completely stripping the value of what it is to a level of consumerism instead of personal entertainment & community bonding.
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patton-ly-absurd · 8 days
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The boycotts are working, however don’t rush to get your bigmacs yet. They could be doing this to save face. Keep boycotting. Don’t stop until you hit them where they know it won’t benefit to manipulate.
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patton-ly-absurd · 8 days
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
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patton-ly-absurd · 8 days
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5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/
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patton-ly-absurd · 8 days
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sometimes i wonder what my cat named me
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patton-ly-absurd · 9 days
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this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week
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patton-ly-absurd · 9 days
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yeah man that group of queer people really are evil fakers stealing ur resources. for real this time yeah. no it's not dumb meaningless exclusionist discourse that you're traumatizing a group of fellow queer people with this time, it's a good thing this time. keep sending those people death threats and talking about how they're not oppressed enough you're really doing so much good for the queer community
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patton-ly-absurd · 11 days
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patton-ly-absurd · 12 days
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i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.
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patton-ly-absurd · 12 days
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NOTE TO SELF-SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!
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