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So, uh, update.

I am no longer accepting shrimp alfredo as payment. I posted this before I had an incident in early October of last year.

To make a long story short:

1. I went out of town to visit my grandma with my boyfriend.

2. we had shrimp alfredo at her place.

3. unbeknownst to me I had a coworker go home the day before with a bad stomach bug and I caught it.

4. I began to show symptoms in the middle of dinner by violently vomiting from both ends in the bathroom.

5. I proceeded to violently vomit from both ends with little reprieve for a few hours until I told my boyfriend that I needed to go to the ER.

6. I proceeded to vomit violently from both ends in the ER for about an hour while they try to get information from me and attempt to get an IV started - it was mostly them trying and failing multiple times and then getting their rolly veins MVP to do it (note: I have the worst veins for anything in all of existence).

7. While they were trying to get my pain rating, I originally said 7, but then when a wave of nausea hit me and since I was laying down, I screamed "Shit! Shit! Shit! It's a ten! It's a fuckin ten!" Before twisting to vomit into the little bag. I used up several of those during my 2-3 hour stay.

8. I apologized for my language and the yelling.

9. They got the IV started and got me a nausea medication. Mind you, from hour 2 of this whole incident I began to fade in and out of consciousness from both pain and dehydration. Fun times. This was hour 4.

10. My boyfriend is comforting me the whole time and helping me answer questions when I'm too busy vomiting.

11. I'm a little looney from dehydration, I try to comfort my boyfriend by joking around. He was scared that I could die, and it'd be death via my favorite food, no less. "Tomorrow, we'll go climb a mountain!"

12. My boyfriend and I go back to the hotel room an hour or so later, where I proceed to vomit less violently periodically for the next 3 hours.

13. I can finally keep water down and sleep after hour 9. It was raining the next day, so my boyfriend and I were going to spend the day inside anyway.

I can eat noodles and pastas again, but I can't even look at shrimp without feeling ill. Sometimes I can't look at other seafood either, but I just can't stand shrimp anymore.

The day after I recovered, incidentally, we did go up a small mountain.

One of these days, I'm gonna break my E key

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OKAY WHY THE FUCK DOES INIGO GET SHOT THE MOST???

Every other stealth shot I do, I accidentally shoot him instead because he rolls into me/in front of me.

At this point I'm shooting Lucien and Xelzaz on purpose just to even out the numbers.

And no, setting him to follow from further away doesn't help my issue. It's most likely because I have, like, five followers following me at any one time lol.

#skyrim #skyrim inigo #inigo mod #inigo skyrim #skyrim mods #lucien skyrim #skyrim xelzaz

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He got tired of seeing me abuse his extremely portable creation like this lmao.

my skyrim game bugged HARD after the Thalmor Embassy Party, Malborn wouldn't run off to despawn. he just followed me around for 45 MINUTES saying "now the Thalmor will hunt me for the rest of my life!' over and over and over again...for 45 minutes straight. 😑

needless to say i have a new most hated NPC. so here's some art to commemorate my new hatred for Malborn. enjoy 🫰💕

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Yes.

do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

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Today my younger cat managed to meow at me and drool on me at the same time. Can cats gleek? Cuz I think she gleeked.

Anyway, she was not embarrassed one bit and just crawled under my blankets. Shameless lol.

So did she gleek or did she just drool on me in an accurate impression of a Saint Bernard?

#cats #cat questions #ask tumblr

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I just remembered this one time I abused Skyrim's console commands (which on Xbox One I got access to through the mod Cheat Room) to make him a follower. I can't imagine why I wanted him to follow me, I think I just wanted to see what would happen ig.

The game Did Not Like That™ and it mega crashed my game and shut off my console. When I tried loading the save or saves before that, the files had corrupted.

Granted, I was constantly stressing my game out by adding new mods so I think turning Malborn into a follower was probably just the straw that broke the geriatric camel's back.

my skyrim game bugged HARD after the Thalmor Embassy Party, Malborn wouldn't run off to despawn. he just followed me around for 45 MINUTES saying "now the Thalmor will hunt me for the rest of my life!' over and over and over again...for 45 minutes straight. 😑

needless to say i have a new most hated NPC. so here's some art to commemorate my new hatred for Malborn. enjoy 🫰💕

#tes v skyrim #the elder scrolls #skyrim

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Girl dinner implies the existence of Boy breakfast, and even more astounding

Enby Lunch

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Girl dinner implies the existence of Boy breakfast, and even more astounding

Enby Lunch

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If this post gets to 3k notes by December 23 (my birthday), I will write a book and update you all on it

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I'm sorry- you want to be bitten?

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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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They’re watching

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Personal favorite comedy trope,

New guy encounters a random cryptic character in the night, freaks out and runs to roommate telling em what they saw and roommate just goes

“Oh you mean Stan?”

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You could draw one on your pfp until you *can* buy one.

I legit would only support this sort of micro transaction tho if it was in mockery of the former blue bird app.

tumblr letting us buy silly little hats for our icons WHEN

#mocking Twitter until I get a cease and desist #or x or whatever weird name the muskrat comes out with next

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tumblr letting us buy silly little hats for our icons WHEN

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Wait, I wasn't ready for this!

I'm not even a part of the fandom!

AHJHHH

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

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Shit, it's dark and I started laughing so hard I woke up my boyfriend next to me, I can't!

He's the person that's been invited to a party, but you're the only person he knows so he clung to you like a plastic bag on a rainy day.

my skyrim game bugged HARD after the Thalmor Embassy Party, Malborn wouldn't run off to despawn. he just followed me around for 45 MINUTES saying "now the Thalmor will hunt me for the rest of my life!' over and over and over again...for 45 minutes straight. 😑

needless to say i have a new most hated NPC. so here's some art to commemorate my new hatred for Malborn. enjoy 🫰💕

#tes v skyrim #the elder scrolls #skyrim